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On ''Idol'', ''Idol'', ''Idol''<br>
 
On ''Idol'', ''Idol'', ''Idol''<br>
 
I phoned my vote for Clay. <br>
 
I phoned my vote for Clay. <br>
And Simon's boobs were perky.<br>
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And [[Simon Cowell|Simon]]'s [[boobs]] were perky.<br>
 
That might have made him gay.
 
That might have made him gay.
   
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His singing makes me giddy. <br>
 
His singing makes me giddy. <br>
 
If only I were gay.
 
If only I were gay.
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Revision as of 06:06, November 23, 2012

Uncyc idol


Jewish Clay Aiken symbol

I watched American Idol,
I phoned my vote for Clay.
But now a few years later
I find out he is gay.


On Idol, Idol, Idol
I phoned my vote for Clay.
He simply wasn't ready
To tell us he was gay.


His voice is smooth and calming
Like Barry Manilow.
I never would have guessed that
He wasn't hetero.


On Idol, Idol, Idol
I phoned my vote for Clay.
And Simon's boobs were perky.
That might have made him gay.


Pink dreidel

A Southern little charmer
I'm one of his Claymates.
It really doesn't bug me
How many guys he dates.


On Idol, Idol, Idol
I phoned my vote for Clay.
His singing makes me giddy.
If only I were gay.

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