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Then take me home and tuck me in.<br>
 
Then take me home and tuck me in.<br>
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Latest revision as of 23:52, March 28, 2011


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A song about love. True love. Not that gay stuff that children read about in fairytales. Second song to appear on the album Unplugged Toaster in New York.

Music Originally by: Elton John

Music Played by: ImNotASunbeam

Lyrics by: ImNotASunbeam

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Brown haired baby, my bearded lady, hold me in your arms.
Hairy thighs, those big blue eyes, teach me how to love you.
All I want from you, is some of your man juice, on my tongue.
Fill me up, right to the top. Bearded lady don’t you stop.

Smeared lipstick, a lit candle stick, we make our own romance,
Calling for more, on the floor, surrounded by our socks and pants.
We play all night, until morning’s light, and it’s time for you go,
In the cubicle, in the town hall, you promised me that you would call.

Tug me harder Bearded Lady,
I’ll count the whiskers on your chin,
Meet me later in the toilet,
Then take me home and tuck me in.

Brown haired baby, my bearded lady, hold me in your arms.
Hairy thighs, those big blue eyes, teach me how to love you.
All I want from you, is some of your man juice, on my tongue.
Fill me up, right to the top. Bearded lady don’t you stop.

Tug me harder Bearded Lady,
I’ll count the whiskers on your chin,
Meet me later in the toilet,
Then take me home and tuck me in.

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