UnTunes:At First I Was Afraid
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| | This page was originally sporked from "I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor.. |
Sung to the tune of "I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor.
(Again Was going to sing it but doesn't have an instrumental version of "I Will Survive")
edit Lyrics
At first I was afraid
I was petrified
Kept thinking wikipedia
doesn’t like humor on its site.
But then I spent so many nights
searching wiki for some fun
and I found a little place
where it’s fun for everyone
And so I went
and made a page
I just edited all around
like a freaking sage
I should have made some articles
I should have formatted correctly
If I had known for just one second
the admins would block me
come on now please let me back in
I’m not that bad guys
I know that porno is a sin
but it was funny editors
o please o please Admin.
Did you think I'd read that huge beginners guide?
Oh no, not I
I will not lie
As long as I was on the site
I edited like a bitchy guy
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my love to give
And I’ll survive
but not alive (hey hey)
It took all the strength I had
Not to fall apart
Kept trying hard to mend
The pieces of my broken heart
And I spent oh so many nights
Just feeling sorry for myself
I used to cry
o please admins I’m going to die.
And you see me
Somebody new
I'm not that gay artardic little person
who wrote about poo
And so can you please let be back in
And let me edit to my chagrin
and I’ll keep pron in my jesus bin.
as long as you let me back in.
come on now please
open up the door
I know I’m not welcome anymore
but you really hurt me goodbye
I’m going to crumble
I’m going to lay down and die
Oh me o my
I won’t survive
As long as I know it exists
my life’s gonna’ take a dive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my love to give
and I won’t survive
I won’t survive (oh)
come on now please
open up the door
I know I’m not welcome anymore
but you really hurt me goodbye
I’m going to crumble
I’m going to lay down and die
Oh me o my
I won’t survive
As long as I know it exists
my life’s gonna’ take a dive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my love to give
and I won’t survive
I won’t survive (oh)
edit Credits
Lyrics by - Lejeuneking


