UnTunes:At First I Was Afraid

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Spork This page was originally sporked from "I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor..


Sung to the tune of "I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor.

(Again Was going to sing it but doesn't have an instrumental version of "I Will Survive")

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At first I was afraid

I was petrified

Kept thinking wikipedia

doesn’t like humor on its site.

But then I spent so many nights

searching wiki for some fun

and I found a little place

where it’s fun for everyone

And so I went

and made a page

I just edited all around

like a freaking sage

I should have made some articles

I should have formatted correctly

If I had known for just one second

the admins would block me


come on now please let me back in

I’m not that bad guys

I know that porno is a sin

but it was funny editors

o please o please Admin.

Did you think I'd read that huge beginners guide?

Oh no, not I

I will not lie

As long as I was on the site

I edited like a bitchy guy

I've got all my life to live

I've got all my love to give

And I’ll survive

but not alive (hey hey)


It took all the strength I had

Not to fall apart

Kept trying hard to mend

The pieces of my broken heart

And I spent oh so many nights

Just feeling sorry for myself

I used to cry

o please admins I’m going to die.

And you see me

Somebody new

I'm not that gay artardic little person

who wrote about poo

And so can you please let be back in

And let me edit to my chagrin

and I’ll keep pron in my jesus bin.

as long as you let me back in.


come on now please

open up the door

I know I’m not welcome anymore

but you really hurt me goodbye

I’m going to crumble

I’m going to lay down and die

Oh me o my

I won’t survive

As long as I know it exists

my life’s gonna’ take a dive

I've got all my life to live

I've got all my love to give

and I won’t survive

I won’t survive (oh)


come on now please

open up the door

I know I’m not welcome anymore

but you really hurt me goodbye

I’m going to crumble

I’m going to lay down and die

Oh me o my

I won’t survive

As long as I know it exists

my life’s gonna’ take a dive

I've got all my life to live

I've got all my love to give

and I won’t survive

I won’t survive (oh)





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Lyrics by - Lejeuneking

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