UnTunes:Artsy and Misunderstood: A Bedroom Emo Song

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edit Hey guys!

I wrote this song one day because I was feeling, like, sad, like all the other days. Then I was like, I'm so artsy and misunderstood and such and such, and I got a guitar for Christmas, I was like, I should write a song. Although I don't really like Christmas, it's too materialistic. Why should we give each other gifts when only the true gift is pain? Anyway, here is the result of hours of me slaving at the computer getting distracted by my MySpace, lol. I totally painted my emotions in a wall of sound. Please add me on MySpace? Please? I only have 724 friends on there right now...

edit Lyrics

Artsy

I cut my wrist
and it hurt!
Imagine that!
Cutting myself kinda hurt!
And there was some blood,
But I cleaned it up,
So that my Dad wouldn't put me in therapy.

Therapy! Therapy!
Therapy! Therapy! Therapy! Therapy!
Therapy! Therapy!
Therapy!
Therapy! Therapy! Therapy! Therapy! Therapy! Therapy! Therapy! Therapy! Therapy! Therapy! Therapy!
Therapy! Therapy!

Oh oh, please don't put me in therapy!
I don't wanna to go to therapy!
Therapy! Therapy!
Therapy kinda rhymes with theremin.
What is a theremin?
Why won't they tell me what a theremin is?
Does it have anything to do with my tight pants?
My tight pants, they're kinda uncomfortable.
Why are my tight pants so uncomfortable?
Why are they my tights pants so uncomfortable?
Perhaps they're too tight?
Nah that doesn't make any sense at all!

My hair covers one eye.
What do I have against that one side of my face?
Perhaps I have a outrageous tattoo,
On that side of my face!

But anyways I have another story.
It's about this girl.
She was kinda fat, but she left me, she dumped me,
And I don't know why!
Did she not like the music that I do?
Did she hate me cuz,

I'm artsy and misunderstood!
I'm artsy and misunderstood!
So artsy and misunderstood!
So artsy and misunderstood!

And I won't go to therapy!
Therapy! Therapy! Therapy!
I won't go to therapy!
For being artsy and misunderstood!


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