UnTunes:13 Year Old Rap
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n autobiographical fictitious rap written by someone whose balls haven't dropped yet.
Yeah you know what's up
13 year old in the house!
I'm a little scrawny 13 year old kid
I do whatever my older brother did
At my age, I go to school
In science class I am so cool
My mom picks me up around four o'clock
I ride in her minivan to the next block
For soccer practice, with my best buds
In Runescape I got the best duds
I don't listen to Hendrix or Nirvana
But in health class, I just learned the word vagina!
I can't play M rated games just yet
But when I'm 17, I won't forget
I don't got an AK, just a Spyder
In paintball, I play like fire
is rushing through my veins
these rhymes are always the same
I haven't made it to second base quite yet
but don't you go being all upset
'cause I just got my first pubic hair
But I don't think you even really care
Well now it's time to end my song
did you think it was right or wrong?
Don't worry friend, I'll be back later
And then my voice will be better
Spyder is a brand of paintball gun.
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