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Two of the relative technical giants in our ragtag bunch of survivors have been dabbling with Linear Gradients, a recent innovation that lets you create glitzy graphics without having to endure the warnings about gore and nudity at Special:Upload.
Does Uncyclopedia need more admins? - Does Uncyclopedia need more admins? A question raised recently by an Aussie Canine at VFS. Some users love admins banning and deleting things and want more of it in the future.
Uncyclopedia's stripper returns -
The wallpaper has now been stripped and the wall is looking pretty bland, if not bare. The new wallpaper has been ordered but the heavy rain has delayed the delivery for a week or two. In the meantime the Chief...
ChiefjusticeDS returns a few months after a declaration of eternal holiday. His paint has been stripped and he is now returning to the place he loves. UnSignpost and Uncyclopedia welcome him back with requests for wallpaper stripping in users' homes.
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Pee Review is currently struggling for its life. Stay informed about its situatuation with the UnSignpost!
The Uncyclopedia Comma Brigade does not seem to be active but any new members, who would like to participate, are strongly encouraged to enlist themselves.
No, not that type of signpost. Just as useful, though.
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