The Newspaper That Gets Its News Solely From Vandalism!
Welcome to Uncyclopedia's online news page, the UnSignpost! Find anything you want and don't want about what's happening on this site and elsewhere! News is updated here regularly (every month) giving you a minute by minute acount of the goings on in the Uncyclopedia community.
Following the swan song of Abuse Filters 16 and 20 (see previous issue), the latest stalwart Uncyclopedian to leave is the Sprite. Our webhost Wikia is trying to get out of the stylistic shadows of Wikipedia as desperately as we, for satire purposes, are trying to stay inside. The last UnSignpost reported that your thumbnail illustrations suddenly stopped working or even going to their designated corner after the bell rang; this was revealed to be the deliberate "work" of Wikia.
14th June - Happy Monkey competition begins today!
27th May - 200th UnSignpost edition released! YAY!!!
10th May - Dr. Skullhumper founder of this great newspaper popped by today to tell people that even he had almost forgotten about Uncyclopedia. We wish him all the best with his ground that he wants to get off the company.
6th May - ScottPat has discovered on the forum, VFH vote box, that he can suddenly view a feature created many years ago visible under the UnSignpost nomination that has only just appeared for him after one year of editing.
6th May - UnSignpost establishes a newsfeed, providing news for UnSignpost readers that isn't important enough to deserve its own article but worthy enough for a mention on the UnSignpost front page.
Uncyclopedians who were paying close attention caught wind of an exciting, recurring writing competition, to be called the Unhappy Monkey. This is our webhost's latest writing challenge — that our authors (or "chimps") cease trying to replicate the masterpieces of Shakespeare, in order to devise clever "encyclopedia" articles with pleasing illustrations while being utterly unable to see how they will look on the page. This is Wikia's most daunting challenge since 2012, when it dared us to put aside creative writing in order to scour the site for photos containing exposed nipples. Evidently, this challenge has no time limit, and awards, or at least templates containing photos of awards (which will not render correctly either) will be given to the winners of this contest, which at this writing looks like any Chimp who lasts until the end despite the lack of well-opposed thumbnails.
With ChiefjusticeDS who came back, Pee Reviews are written at least every two weeks. This doesn't mean that you shouldn't be helping him - on the contrary!
The Uncyclopedia Comma Brigade does not seem to be active but any new members, who would like to participate, are strongly encouraged to enlist themselves, as well as any new articles to be proofread. We are not doing anything because we don't have enough work!
VFP is now allowed to receive visits from friends and relations. Its state is stable and is improving.
Chief Editors: Anton and ScottPat
(If you want to contribute to this page, either ask an UnSignpost Chief Editor or, if you are brave, do it without telling anyone.)
Retired Founders & Co-Head Janitors:Dr. Skullthumper • Cajek