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Welcome to Uncyclopedia's online news page, the UnSignpost! Find anything you want and don't want about what's happening on this site and elsewhere! News is updated here regularly (every month) giving you a minute by minute acount of the goings on in the Uncyclopedia community.
Uncyclopedia is first website to spot alien invasion
Uncyclopedian Aleister has warned Uncyclopedia of a Martian attack waiting to happen. Al and his gang of expert paleontologists have noticed a fossilised mouse trap on the surface of Mars on a picture taken from Curiosity, the NASA Mars rover. The "fossil" appears to be a spine of a deceased organism that once lived on the Martian surface.
A delicate matter of cutlery
Uncyclopedians debated the concept of what to call the item of cutlery known as a fork and whether other items of cutlery should be affected by this decision.
Pee Review system restarted -
Pee review has been rebooted as a new system is put in place to clear up the mess that the old system left. Uncyclopedia hopes that this will start a new era of pee reviewing. It will also give a cheap excuse to easily clear out the back-logged pee review system.
Best articles of 2013
The time of year has come to bear on Uncyclopedia when we must reflect on our proud achievements of the last year. Thus Uncyclopedia has established a democratic report into article quality.
Pee Review has been restarted. Follow the UnSignpost editors on their way home to know what has changed and what has not. By the way, with 3 Pee Reviews in December, this service is actually more active than in September.
The Uncyclopedia Comma Brigade does not seem to be active but any new members, who would like to participate, are strongly encouraged to enlist themselves.
The Adopt-a-noob program is searching for any new users needing help. 7 mentors are available, even though half of them are not active anymore.
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