The Uncyclopedia UnSignpost
The Newspaper With No Ambitions, Goals, Hopes or Dreams!
Message to Uncyclopedian readers. For the past three months you have received nothing. These UnSignpost journalists said they would bring you a copy every Thursday. They have let you down. UnSignpost has changed management. This page's list of editors will change in a months time to present information on active editors and bots. If you are an editor and you are listed on this page and are still active contact me on my talk page (click on (talk) after my user name). A few of us got so fed up with the lack of reporting that we made a new UnSignpost for April. None of the bots have contacted to help us deliver this so we are delivering it manually. Hopefully you shall all receive one before the end of this week.
The contributors and people who helped with technical stuff in this month's UnSignpost and therefore the only active UnSignpost editors and helpers we know of are:
You have a month to comply until we re-write the list of editors (4th May 2013: May the
Force Fourth be with you). Its for everyone's benefit.
Occasional Editors: Nobody • Dannyboy1209 • ScottPat • Gerrycheevers • Under user • Orian57 • THEDUDEMAN • Sockpuppet of an unregistered user • An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays • Guildensternenstein • Bad Shroom • The Woodburninator • Electrified mocha chinchilla • Heerenveen • PuppyOnTheRadio • CheddarBBQ • ChiefjusticeDS • Olipro • Magic man • Frosty • Lollipop • Mattsnow • Xamralco
UnSignpost/20130408 is the new UnSignpost for April 2013. It is being sent out to everyone manually.
The UnSignpost is the way to stay informed about Uncyclopedia without actually getting involved with all the madness that goes on around here on a regular basis. It seeks to provide some of the most useless information on Uncyclopedia's so-called "community".
If you sign up HERE, one of our paperbots will deliver a fresh copy of the UnSignpost straight to your talkpage every week
for just $5.99 a month. In case you haven't got enough spam already.
Interested in adding something to the signpost? Drop us a line in the press room and we'll either ignore it, forget about it (most likely), or add it into our next issue. Want to write an article? Go right ahead and give us a draft in the press room. Any questions? Ask an admin (preferably ChiefjusticeDS).
Want to chat with the editors live? Good luck with that. You could drop in ##unsignpost at irc.freenode.net and talk with the editors of the UnSignpost about well... you know... stuff. You could also try flapping your ears and flying to Mars, but don't hold your breath.