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Welcome to Uncyclopedia's online news page, the UnSignpost! Find anything you want and don't want about what's happening on this site and elsewhere! News is updated here regularly <s>(every month)</s> giving you a minute by minute acount of the goings on in the Uncyclopedia community.
 
Welcome to Uncyclopedia's online news page, the UnSignpost! Find anything you want and don't want about what's happening on this site and elsewhere! News is updated here regularly <s>(every month)</s> giving you a minute by minute acount of the goings on in the Uncyclopedia community.
   
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{{USP article|Top Story|An interview with the editors|
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'''By [[User:ScottPat|ScottPat]]'''
   
'''By [[User:ScottPat|ScottPat]] and [[User:Anton199|Anton]]'''
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In recent world news, violence has once again broken out between the countries of [[Palestine]] and [[Israel]] in what looks to be a prolonged spout of fighting over the land once again. As usual when world events happen like this people have been looking for the cause to the event and some have found the cause, surprisingly, to be [[Uncyclopedia]]. The violence was sparked off when two Israelis were found dead in Palestine in June of this year. At the very start of the month on 2nd June, the article [[Gaza War]] was featured. Coincidence? Was it just chance that Uncyclopedia featured an article on a previous conflict in the region just before a new one was sparked off? We think not.
   
After much call for an interview with the editors of UnSignpost this month from Uncyclopedians such as [[Nobody]], the journalists at UnSignpost have complied and compiled together an interview of each other. It follows thus:
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'''[[UnSignpost:Article/Uncyclopedia's grand conspiracy|Read more...]]'''
 
'''Journalist:''' ''Tell me Anton, what drove you to becoming an editor of the UnSignpost?''
 
 
[[UnSignpost:Article/An interview with the editors|Read more...]]
 
 
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'''[[UnSignpost:Article/Uncyclopedia is the first website to spot an actual alien invasion|Uncyclopedia is first website to spot alien invasion]]'''
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'''[[UnSignpost:Article/A way out|A way out]]''' - Veteran archivist {{U|Anton199}} recently stumbled onto the special-page [[Special:CloseMyAccount]]. The existence of such an article is remarkable, as in the policy manual, no one's account is ever closed.
Uncyclopedian [[User:Aleister in Chains|Aleister]] has [[User talk:Romartus#Thanks|warned Uncyclopedia]] of a Martian attack waiting to happen. Is this an attack you are worried about? Please, write in with your thoughts.
 
   
 
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'''[[UnSignpost:Article/A delicate matter of cutlery|A delicate matter of cutlery]]'''
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'''[[UnSignpost:Article/Anniversary of the July Coup|Anniversary of the July Coup]]''' - T'was only a year ago that this newspaper was thrown into a ruinous [[civil war]], that would span the course of a month.
Uncyclopedians debated the concept of what to call the item of cutlery known as a fork and whether other items of cutlery should be affected by this decision.
 
   
 
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'''[[UnSignpost:Article/Pee Review system restarted|Pee Review system restarted]]''' -
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'''[[UnSignpost:Article/The exodus continues|The exodus continues]]''' - Following the swan song of Abuse Filters 16 and 20 (see previous issue), the latest stalwart Uncyclopedian to leave is the Sprite. Our webhost [[Wikia]] is trying to get out of the stylistic shadows of Wikipedia...
Pee review has been rebooted as a new system is put in place to clear up the mess that the old system left. Uncyclopedia hopes that this will start a new era of pee reviewing.
 
 
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{{USP article|Image Gallery|Image of the week!|
 
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<big>Visit our [[UnSignpost:Images|Image Gallery]]!</big>
 
<big>Visit our [[UnSignpost:Images|Image Gallery]]!</big>
 
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*[[UnSignpost:UnSignpost/20131229]]: New Year is close
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*[[UnSignpost:UnSignpost/20140520]] - 200!!!
*[[UnSignpost:UnSignpost/20131217]]: [[Waiting for Godot|This articles describes it better]]
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*[[UnSignpost:UnSignpost/20140328]]: Issue#199, carefully reporting everything that happened in the absence of the journalists
 
*[[UnSignpost:Article]]: Check out our old '''and''' new articles to find out why we are not the same!
 
*[[UnSignpost:Article]]: Check out our old '''and''' new articles to find out why we are not the same!
 
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{{USP article|UnSignpost|UnSignpost Stuff|
 
 
If you have a desire to write an UnSignpost article that may well feature in an UnSignpost edition or the front page then please [[UnSignpost:Article|click here]].
 
If you have a desire to write an UnSignpost article that may well feature in an UnSignpost edition or the front page then please [[UnSignpost:Article|click here]].
   
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*'''11th July''' - [[Forum:Happy Monkey Competition results]].
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*'''14th June''' - Happy Monkey competition begins today!
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*'''27th May''' - 200th UnSignpost edition released! YAY!!!
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*'''10th May''' - [[User:Dr. Skullthumper|Dr. Skullhumper]] co-founder of this great newspaper popped by today to tell people that even he had almost forgotten about Uncyclopedia. We wish him all the best with his ground that he wants to get off the company.
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*'''6th May''' - [[User:ScottPat|ScottPat]] has discovered on the forum, ''[[Forum:VFH vote box|VFH vote box]]'', that he can suddenly view a feature created many years ago visible under the UnSignpost nomination that has only just appeared for him after one year of editing.
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Uncyclopedians who were paying close attention caught wind of an exciting, recurring writing competition, to be called the '''[[Forum:Happy Monkey 2014|Unhappy Monkey]].''' This is our [[UnNews:Wikia's new "Style" causes uproar|webhost]]'s latest writing challenge — that our authors (or "chimps") cease trying to replicate the masterpieces of Shakespeare, in order to devise clever "encyclopedia" articles with pleasing illustrations while being '''[[Forum:Thumbnails are broken|utterly unable to see how they will look on the page]].''' This is Wikia's most daunting challenge since 2012, when it dared us to put aside creative writing in order to scour the site for photos containing exposed nipples. Evidently, this challenge has no time limit, and awards, or at least templates containing photos of awards (which will not render correctly either) will be given to the winners of this contest, which at this writing looks like any Chimp who lasts until the end despite the lack of well-opposed thumbnails.
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{{USP article|[[Village Dump|Forums]]|Active Forums|
 
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#[[Forum:VFP revival]] - Reincarnating another limb of the website.
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#[[Forum:Sharing an article]] - are we going to promote Facebook and Twitter?
#[[Forum:Site activity improving]] - What it says on the tin.
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#[[Forum:Construction template]] - work is in progress on a new design for the widely used template
#[[Forum:UnNews:A discussion]] - A conversation about News.
 
#[[Forum:Order of Uncyclopedia]] - a copy d'état against aristocracy?
 
 
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*[[UN:PEE|Pee Review]] is currently struggling for its life. Stay informed about its situatuation with the UnSignpost!
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*With ChiefjusticeDS who came back, [[UN:PEE|Pee Reviews]] are written at least every two weeks. This doesn't mean that you shouldn't be helping him - on the contrary!
*The [[Proofreading service|Uncyclopedia Comma Brigade]] does not seem to be active but any new members, who would like to participate, are strongly encouraged to enlist themselves.
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*The [[Proofreading service|Uncyclopedia Comma Brigade]] does not seem to be active but any new members, who would like to participate, are strongly encouraged to enlist themselves, as well as any new articles to be proofread. We are not doing anything because we don't have enough work!
*[[UN:AAN|The Adopt-a-noob program]] is searching for any new users needing help. 7 mentors are available, even though half of them are not active anymore.}}
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*[[UN:AAN|The members of the Adopt-a-noob program]] are desperately trying to adopt someone.
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*[[VFP]] is now allowed to receive visits from friends and relations. Its state is stable and is improving.}}
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Top 3 nominations:
 
 
*[[Marilyn Manson]] (6/0)
 
*[[Chile]] (5/0)
 
*[[Batman (Movies)]] (5/0)
 
*[[Tour de France]] (6/1)
 
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*[[Etiquette]]
 
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