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Welcome to Uncyclopedia's online news page, the UnSignpost! Find anything you want and don't want about what's happening on this site and elsewhere! News is updated here regularly <s>(every month)</s> giving you a minute by minute acount of the goings on in the Uncyclopedia community.
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Welcome to Uncyclopedia's online news page, the UnSignpost! Find out anything you want and don't want to know about what's happening on this site and elsewhere! News is updated here regularly <s>(every month)</s> giving you a minute by minute acount of the goings on in the Uncyclopedia community.
   
<center>[[UnSignpost:Current|Current Edition]]</center>
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{{USP article|Top Story|An interview with the editors|
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{{USP article|Top Story|PLS results are in|
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''By {{u|ScottPat}}''
   
'''By [[User:ScottPat|ScottPat]] and [[User:Anton199|Anton]]'''
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The results are in! After a Summer of two [[HMC|comp]][[PLS|etitions]] dedicated to bringing more users in and ironically, in an Uncyclopedia style, ending up with a few users leaving, the PLS results bring it all to a close. Congratulations to [[User:Captain gull|Captain gull]] with his winning [[Stairs]] article. The challenge of writing an article on the topic didn't seem to trip him up and send him tumbling into the abyss of factual accuracy.
   
After much call for an interview with the editors of UnSignpost this month from Uncyclopedians such as [[Nobody]], the journalists at UnSignpost have complied and compiled together an interview of each other. It follows thus:
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'''[[UnSignpost:Article/PLS results are in|Read more...]]'''
 
'''Journalist:''' ''Tell me Anton, what drove you to becoming an editor of the UnSignpost?''
 
 
[[UnSignpost:Article/An interview with the editors|Read more...]]
 
 
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'''[[UnSignpost:Article/Uncyclopedia is the first website to spot an actual alien invasion|Uncyclopedia is first website to spot alien invasion]]'''
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'''[[UnSignpost:Article/Userbase fluctuations|Userbase fluctuations]]''' - UnSignpost has noticed an increase in the number of regular users Uncyclopedia has recently. This is due to the return of three old Uncyclopedians to our shores. Users [[User:Xamralco|Xamralco]], [[User:Llwy-ar-lawr|Llwy-ar-lawr]] and [[User:Nikau|Nikau]] have returned.
Uncyclopedian [[User:Aleister in Chains|Aleister]] has [[User talk:Romartus#Thanks|warned Uncyclopedia]] of a Martian attack waiting to happen. Is this an attack you are worried about? Please, write in with your thoughts.
 
 
 
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'''[[UnSignpost:Article/We should look more like Wikipedia|We should look more like Wikipedia]]''' - On the forum, [[Forum:Looking like Wikipedia|Looking like Wikipedia]], long-time user [[User:Nikau|Nikau]] expresses his wish that our esteemed website keep more in line with Wikipedia's format.
'''[[UnSignpost:Article/A delicate matter of cutlery|A delicate matter of cutlery]]'''
 
Uncyclopedians debated the concept of what to call the item of cutlery known as a fork and whether other items of cutlery should be affected by this decision.
 
 
 
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'''[[UnSignpost:Article/Pee Review system restarted|Pee Review system restarted]]''' -
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'''[[UnSignpost:Article/HMC, PLS and other abbreviations|HMC, PLS and other abbreviations]]''' - Some consider this year's [[Happy Monkey]] Competition a success, some don't and some look down, cough and leave to go to bathroom when interviewed about it.
Pee review has been rebooted as a new system is put in place to clear up the mess that the old system left. Uncyclopedia hopes that this will start a new era of pee reviewing.
 
 
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<big>Visit our [[UnSignpost:Images|Image Gallery]]!</big>
 
<big>Visit our [[UnSignpost:Images|Image Gallery]]!</big>
 
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*[[UnSignpost:UnSignpost/20140715]] - this UnSignpost issue once again proves the First Law of the UnSignpost <small>(''The frequency of the UnSignpost is proportional, disproportional or is in no relation to the amount of things happening on Uncyclopedia, in a way that it always decreases in geometrical progression)</small>
*[[UnSignpost:UnSignpost/20131229]]: New Year is close
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*[[UnSignpost:UnSignpost/20140520]] - 200!!!
*[[UnSignpost:UnSignpost/20131217]]: [[Waiting for Godot|This articles describes it better]]
 
 
*[[UnSignpost:Article]]: Check out our old '''and''' new articles to find out why we are not the same!
 
*[[UnSignpost:Article]]: Check out our old '''and''' new articles to find out why we are not the same!
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If you have a desire to write an UnSignpost article that may well feature in an UnSignpost edition or the front page then please [[UnSignpost:Article|click here]].
 
 
<big>[[UnSignpost:Interview|Interviews with Uncyclopedians can be found here!]]</big>
 
 
 
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{{USP article|[[Village Dump|Forums]]|Active Forums|
 
{{USP article|[[Village Dump|Forums]]|Active Forums|
#[[Forum:VFP revival]] - Reincarnating another limb of the website.
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#[[Forum:Uncyclopedia Events Planner]]
#[[Forum:Site activity improving]] - What it says on the tin.
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#[[Forum:Uncyclopedia world coverage]]
#[[Forum:UnNews:A discussion]] - A conversation about News.
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#[[Forum:Wiki World Cup]] - Wiki World Cup 2018 is coming up sooner than you think!
#[[Forum:Order of Uncyclopedia]] - a copy d'état against aristocracy?
 
 
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If you have a desire to write an UnSignpost article that may well feature in an UnSignpost edition or the front page then please [[UnSignpost:Article|click here]].
   
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<big>[[UnSignpost:Interview|Interviews with Uncyclopedians can be found here!]]</big>
*[[UN:PEE|Pee Review]] is currently struggling for its life. Stay informed about its situatuation with the UnSignpost!
 
*The [[Proofreading service|Uncyclopedia Comma Brigade]] does not seem to be active but any new members, who would like to participate, are strongly encouraged to enlist themselves.
 
*[[UN:AAN|The Adopt-a-noob program]] is searching for any new users needing help. 7 mentors are available, even though half of them are not active anymore.}}
 
 
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Top 3 nominations:
 
 
*[[Marilyn Manson]] (6/0)
 
*[[Chile]] (5/0)
 
*[[Batman (Movies)]] (5/0)
 
*[[Tour de France]] (6/1)
 
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*[[Etiquette]]
 
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[[File:Lost.png|thumb|center|250px|No, not that type of signpost. Just as useful, though.]]
 
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Latest revision as of 17:36, October 31, 2014

Home

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper With Love In Every Paragraph!

Welcome to Uncyclopedia's online news page, the UnSignpost! Find out anything you want and don't want to know about what's happening on this site and elsewhere! News is updated here regularly (every month) giving you a minute by minute acount of the goings on in the Uncyclopedia community.



Lost

No, not that type of signpost. Just as useful, though.

Chief Editors: Anton and ScottPat (If you want to contribute to this page, either ask an UnSignpost Chief Editor or, if you are brave, do it without telling anyone.) Retired Founders & Co-Head Janitors: Dr. SkullthumperCajek

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