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Welcome to Uncyclopedia's online news page, the UnSignpost! Find anything you want and don't want about what's happening on this site and elsewhere! News is updated here regularly <s>(every month)</s> giving you a minute by minute acount of the goings on in the Uncyclopedia community.
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Welcome to Uncyclopedia's online news page, the UnSignpost! Find out anything you want and don't want to know about what's happening on this site and elsewhere! News is updated here regularly <s>(every month)</s> giving you a minute by minute acount of the goings on in the Uncyclopedia community.
   
<center>[[UnSignpost:Current|Current Edition]]</center>
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<div align="center">[[UnSignpost:Current|Current Edition]]</div>
 
 
 
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{{USP article|Top Story|An interview with the editors|
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{{USP article|Top Story|We should look more like Wikipedia|
[[File:Arnoldduck4ev.jpg|180px|thumb|left|One of the topics of the interview.]]
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''By {{u|ScottPat}}''
   
'''By [[User:ScottPat|ScottPat]] and [[User:Anton199|Anton]]'''
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On the forum, [[Forum:Looking like Wikipedia|Looking like Wikipedia]], long-time user [[User:Nikau|Nikau]] expresses his wish that our esteemed website keep more in line with Wikipedia's format. Not only has he proposed a more dictatorial approach to adminship and a more serious style of writing, Nikau doesn't even hesitate to suggest that "the font and everything" need to be updated to "look like a direct parody of Wikipedia".
   
After much call for an interview with the editors of UnSignpost this month from Uncyclopedians such as [[Nobody]], the journalists at UnSignpost have complied and compiled together an interview of each other. It follows thus:
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'''[[UnSignpost:Article/We should look more like Wikipedia|Read more...]]'''
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'''Journalist:''' ''Tell me Anton, what drove you to becoming an editor of the UnSignpost?''
 
 
[[UnSignpost:Article/An interview with the editors|Read more...]]
 
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'''[[UnSignpost:Article/Uncyclopedia is the first website to spot an actual alien invasion|Uncyclopedia is first website to spot alien invasion]]'''
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'''[[UnSignpost:Article/HMC, PLS and other abbreviations|HMC, PLS and other abbreviations]]''' - Some consider this year's [[Happy Monkey]] Competition a success, some don't and some look down, cough and leave to go to bathroom when interviewed about it.
Uncyclopedian [[User:Aleister in Chains|Aleister]] has [[User talk:Romartus#Thanks|warned Uncyclopedia]] of a Martian attack waiting to happen. Is this an attack you are worried about? Please, write in with your thoughts.
 
   
 
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'''[[UnSignpost:Article/A delicate matter of cutlery|A delicate matter of cutlery]]'''
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'''[[UnSignpost:Article/Image revert wars|Image revert wars]]''' - August saw not one but two tugs-of-war over the fine selection of photographs on Uncyclopedia articles. In the first, a series of alleged Uncyclopedians tried to change us from a humor wiki to a [[Goatse|auto-proctology wiki]].
Uncyclopedians debated the concept of what to call the item of cutlery known as a fork and whether other items of cutlery should be affected by this decision.
 
   
 
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'''[[UnSignpost:Article/Pee Review system restarted|Pee Review system restarted]]''' -
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'''[[UnSignpost:Article/Uncyclopedia's grand conspiracy|Uncyclopedia's grand conspiracy]]''' - Violence has once again broken out between the countries of [[Palestine]] and [[Israel]] in what looks to be fighting over the land once again. As usual when world events happen like this people have found the cause, surprisingly, to be [[Uncyclopedia]].
Pee review has been rebooted as a new system is put in place to clear up the mess that the old system left. Uncyclopedia hopes that this will start a new era of pee reviewing.
 
 
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{{USP article|Image Gallery|Image of the week!|
 
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<big>Visit our [[UnSignpost:Images|Image Gallery]]!</big>
 
<big>Visit our [[UnSignpost:Images|Image Gallery]]!</big>
 
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*[[UnSignpost:UnSignpost/20131229]]: New Year is close
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*[[UnSignpost:UnSignpost/20140715]] - this UnSignpost issue once again proves the First Law of the UnSignpost <small>(''The frequency of the UnSignpost is proportional, disproportional or is in no relation to the amount of things happening on Uncyclopedia, in a way that it always decreases in geometrical progression)</small>
*[[UnSignpost:UnSignpost/20131217]]: [[Waiting for Godot|This articles describes it better]]
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*[[UnSignpost:UnSignpost/20140520]] - 200!!!
 
*[[UnSignpost:Article]]: Check out our old '''and''' new articles to find out why we are not the same!
 
*[[UnSignpost:Article]]: Check out our old '''and''' new articles to find out why we are not the same!
 
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If you have a desire to write an UnSignpost article that may well feature in an UnSignpost edition or the front page then please [[UnSignpost:Article|click here]].
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*'''4th August''' - An excerpt from the ban log: ''"02:48 . . SPIKE (talk <nowiki>|</nowiki> contribs) blocked 111.69.22.250 (talk) with an expiry time of 2 weeks ‎(FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY)"''
<big>[[UnSignpost:Interview|Interviews with Uncyclopedians can be found here!]]</big>
 
 
 
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{{USP article|[[Village Dump|Forums]]|Active Forums|
 
{{USP article|[[Village Dump|Forums]]|Active Forums|
#[[Forum:VFP revival]] - Reincarnating another limb of the website.
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#[[Forum:Uncyclopedia Events Planner]]
#[[Forum:Site activity improving]] - What it says on the tin.
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#[[Forum:Uncyclopedia world coverage]]
#[[Forum:UnNews:A discussion]] - A conversation about News.
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#[[Forum:Wiki World Cup]] - Wiki World Cup 2018 is coming up sooner than you think!
#[[Forum:Order of Uncyclopedia]] - a copy d'état against aristocracy?
 
 
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*[[UN:PEE|Pee Review]] is currently struggling for its life. Stay informed about its situatuation with the UnSignpost!
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If you have a desire to write an UnSignpost article that may well feature in an UnSignpost edition or the front page then please [[UnSignpost:Article|click here]].
*The [[Proofreading service|Uncyclopedia Comma Brigade]] does not seem to be active but any new members, who would like to participate, are strongly encouraged to enlist themselves.
 
*[[UN:AAN|The Adopt-a-noob program]] is searching for any new users needing help. 7 mentors are available, even though half of them are not active anymore.}}
 
   
{{USP article|Competitions|[[VFH]]|
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<big>[[UnSignpost:Interview|Interviews with Uncyclopedians can be found here!]]</big>
 
Top 3 nominations:
 
 
*[[Marilyn Manson]] (6/0)
 
*[[Chile]] (5/0)
 
*[[Batman (Movies)]] (5/0)
 
*[[Tour de France]] (6/1)
 
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*[[Etiquette]]
 
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[[File:Lost.png|thumb|center|250px|No, not that type of signpost. Just as useful, though.]]
 
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Latest revision as of 18:24, September 22, 2014

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The UnSignpost
The Newspaper That Openly Admits Its Liberal And Conservative Biases!

Welcome to Uncyclopedia's online news page, the UnSignpost! Find out anything you want and don't want to know about what's happening on this site and elsewhere! News is updated here regularly (every month) giving you a minute by minute acount of the goings on in the Uncyclopedia community.





Lost

No, not that type of signpost. Just as useful, though.

Chief Editors: Anton and ScottPat (If you want to contribute to this page, either ask an UnSignpost Chief Editor or, if you are brave, do it without telling anyone.) Retired Founders & Co-Head Janitors: Dr. SkullthumperCajek

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