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Welcome to Uncyclopedia's online news page, the UnSignpost. News is updated here regularly <s>(every month)</s> giving you a minute by minute acount of the goings on in the Uncyclopedia community.
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Welcome to Uncyclopedia's online news page, the UnSignpost! Find out anything you want and don't want to know about what's happening on this site and elsewhere! News is updated here regularly <s>(every month)</s> giving you a minute by minute acount of the goings on in the Uncyclopedia community.
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<div align="center">[[UnSignpost:Current|Current Edition]]</div>
 
 
 
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{{USP article|Top Story|VFD floods|
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{{USP article|Top Story|PLS results are in|
[[File:Flood 2004.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Now that the storm has subsided, just the serene beauty of the VFD landscape remains.]]
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''By {{u|ScottPat}}''
   
'''By [[User:ScottPat|ScottPat]]'''
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The results are in! After a Summer of two [[HMC|comp]][[PLS|etitions]] dedicated to bringing more users in and ironically, in an Uncyclopedia style, ending up with a few users leaving, the PLS results bring it all to a close. Congratulations to [[User:Captain gull|Captain gull]] with his winning [[Stairs]] article. The challenge of writing an article on the topic didn't seem to trip him up and send him tumbling into the abyss of factual accuracy.
   
The [[VFD]] region of Uncyclopedia has undergone serious flooding in the past few days with many articles drowning in the midst of the storm that hit. Rescue attempts were declared futile last night when barely any keep votes made it through the strong winds. Almost 20 articles who had been detained in the VFD zone were eliminated.
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'''[[UnSignpost:Article/PLS results are in|Read more...]]'''
 
This comes so recently after the mass killing spree on VFD a few weeks ago. Experts are worried that VFD may contain an unlucky curse that haunts it. Could there be a link between the killings and the floodings?
 
 
[[Uncyclopedia:UnSignpostArticle/VFD floods|Read more...]]
 
 
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'''[[Uncyclopedia:UnSignpostArticle/UnSignpost change reported to be hoax|UnSignpost change reported to be a hoax]]''' -
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'''[[UnSignpost:Article/Userbase fluctuations|Userbase fluctuations]]''' - UnSignpost has noticed an increase in the number of regular users Uncyclopedia has recently. This is due to the return of three old Uncyclopedians to our shores. Users [[User:Xamralco|Xamralco]], [[User:Llwy-ar-lawr|Llwy-ar-lawr]] and [[User:Nikau|Nikau]] have returned.
UnSignpost's dramatic changes that have taken place over the last day are said to have been a cover for a coup between the Chief Editors.
 
   
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'''[[UnSignpost:Article/We should look more like Wikipedia|We should look more like Wikipedia]]''' - On the forum, [[Forum:Looking like Wikipedia|Looking like Wikipedia]], long-time user [[User:Nikau|Nikau]] expresses his wish that our esteemed website keep more in line with Wikipedia's format.
 
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'''[[Uncyclopedia:UnSignpostArticle/Random members mess with USP|Random members mess with USP]]''' -
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'''[[UnSignpost:Article/HMC, PLS and other abbreviations|HMC, PLS and other abbreviations]]''' - Some consider this year's [[Happy Monkey]] Competition a success, some don't and some look down, cough and leave to go to bathroom when interviewed about it.
Despite efforts to resist the temptation to mess with the USP, a recent trend has arisen where active members are messing with the look of the USP.
 
 
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VFD has become a battlefield between [[Conservatives]] and [[Liberals want to eat your children|Liberals]] (those who think we need in-jokes and those who do not).
 
 
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*[[UnSignpost:UnSignpost/20140715]] - this UnSignpost issue once again proves the First Law of the UnSignpost <small>(''The frequency of the UnSignpost is proportional, disproportional or is in no relation to the amount of things happening on Uncyclopedia, in a way that it always decreases in geometrical progression)</small>
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*[[UnSignpost:UnSignpost/20140520]] - 200!!!
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*[[UnSignpost:Article]]: Check out our old '''and''' new articles to find out why we are not the same!
 
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#[[Forum:Wiki World Cup]] - Wiki World Cup 2018 is coming up sooner than you think!
 
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If you have a desire to write an UnSignpost article that may well feature in an UnSignpost edition or the front page then please [[UnSignpost:Article|click here]].
   
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<big>[[UnSignpost:Interview|Interviews with Uncyclopedians can be found here!]]</big>
*The situation with [[UN:PEE|Pee Reviews]] is improving. {{u|Shabidoo}} proposed a new system ([[Forum:Peer review lite|Peer review lite]]). However, there was only one complete review written in September and two in October.
 
*The [[Proofreading service|Uncyclopedia Comma Brigade]] currently counts 2 active members (amongst five that are enlisted) . Any new members are welcome, as well as any new articles needing spell-checking or rephrasing.
 
*[[UN:AAN|The Adopt-a-noob program]] is searching for any new users needing help. 7 mentors are available, even though half of them are not active anymore.}}
 
 
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*[[Pssst]] (7/0)
 
*[[John Kerry]] (7/0)
 
 
Featured Articles of the Week: [[UnBooks:My Summer Vacation in Saudi Arabia]] (8.5/1) and [[Oz (American TV series)]] (7.5/0)
 
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[[File:Lost.png|thumb|center|250px|No, not that type of signpost. Just as useful, though.]]
 
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(If you want to contribute to this page, either ask an UnSignpost Chief Editor or, if you are brave, do it without telling anyone.)
 
(If you want to contribute to this page, either ask an UnSignpost Chief Editor or, if you are brave, do it without telling anyone.)
 
<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">'''Retired Founders & Co-Head Janitors:''' {{u|Dr. Skullthumper}} &bull; {{u|Cajek}}</span>
 
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Latest revision as of 08:41, October 22, 2014

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Welcome to Uncyclopedia's online news page, the UnSignpost! Find out anything you want and don't want to know about what's happening on this site and elsewhere! News is updated here regularly (every month) giving you a minute by minute acount of the goings on in the Uncyclopedia community.



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No, not that type of signpost. Just as useful, though.

Chief Editors: Anton and ScottPat (If you want to contribute to this page, either ask an UnSignpost Chief Editor or, if you are brave, do it without telling anyone.) Retired Founders & Co-Head Janitors: Dr. SkullthumperCajek

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