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Welcome to Uncyclopedia's online news page, the UnSignpost. News is updated here regularly <s>(every month)</s> giving you a minute by minute acount of the goings on in the Uncyclopedia community.
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Welcome to Uncyclopedia's online news page, the UnSignpost! Find anything you want and don't want about what's happening on this site and elsewhere! News is updated here regularly <s>(every month)</s> giving you a minute by minute acount of the goings on in the Uncyclopedia community.
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<div align="center">[[UnSignpost:Current|Current Edition]]</div>
 
 
 
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[[File:Flood 2004.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Now that the storm has subsided, just the serene beauty of the VFD landscape remains.]]
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'''By [[User:ScottPat|ScottPat]]'''
 
'''By [[User:ScottPat|ScottPat]]'''
   
The [[VFD]] region of Uncyclopedia has undergone serious flooding in the past few days with many articles drowning in the midst of the storm that hit. Rescue attempts were declared futile last night when barely any keep votes made it through the strong winds. Almost 20 articles who had been detained in the VFD zone were eliminated.
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In recent world news, violence has once again broken out between the countries of [[Palestine]] and [[Israel]] in what looks to be a prolonged spout of fighting over the land once again. As usual when world events happen like this people have been looking for the cause to the event and some have found the cause, surprisingly, to be [[Uncyclopedia]]. The violence was sparked off when two Israelis were found dead in Palestine in June of this year. At the very start of the month on 2nd June, the article [[Gaza War]] was featured. Coincidence? Was it just chance that Uncyclopedia featured an article on a previous conflict in the region just before a new one was sparked off? We think not.
   
This comes so recently after the mass killing spree on VFD a few weeks ago. Experts are worried that VFD may contain an unlucky curse that haunts it. Could there be a link between the killings and the floodings?
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'''[[UnSignpost:Article/Uncyclopedia's grand conspiracy|Read more...]]'''
 
[[Uncyclopedia:UnSignpostArticle/VFD floods|Read more...]]
 
 
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'''[[Uncyclopedia:UnSignpostArticle/UnSignpost change reported to be hoax|UnSignpost change reported to be a hoax]]''' -
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'''[[UnSignpost:Article/A way out|A way out]]''' - Veteran archivist {{U|Anton199}} recently stumbled onto the special-page [[Special:CloseMyAccount]]. The existence of such an article is remarkable, as in the policy manual, no one's account is ever closed.
UnSignpost's dramatic changes that have taken place over the last day are said to have been a cover for a coup between the Chief Editors.
 
   
 
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'''[[Uncyclopedia:UnSignpostArticle/Random members mess with USP|Random members mess with USP]]''' -
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'''[[UnSignpost:Article/Anniversary of the July Coup|Anniversary of the July Coup]]''' - T'was only a year ago that this newspaper was thrown into a ruinous [[civil war]], that would span the course of a month.
Despite efforts to resist the temptation to mess with the USP, a recent trend has arisen where active members are messing with the look of the USP.
 
   
 
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'''[[Uncyclopedia:UnSignpostArticle/Uncyclopedia loses its in-jokes|Uncyclopedia loses its in-jokes]]''' -
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'''[[UnSignpost:Article/The exodus continues|The exodus continues]]''' - Following the swan song of Abuse Filters 16 and 20 (see previous issue), the latest stalwart Uncyclopedian to leave is the Sprite. Our webhost [[Wikia]] is trying to get out of the stylistic shadows of Wikipedia...
VFD has become a battlefield between [[Conservatives]] and [[Liberals want to eat your children|Liberals]] (those who think we need in-jokes and those who do not).
 
 
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<big>Visit our [[UnSignpost:Images|Image Gallery]]!</big>
 
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*[[UnSignpost:UnSignpost/20140715]] - this UnSignpost issue once again proves the First Law of the UnSignpost <small>(''The frequency of the UnSignpost is proportional, disproportional or is in no relation to the amount of things happening on Uncyclopedia, in a way that it always decreases in geometrical progression)</small>
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*[[UnSignpost:UnSignpost/20140520]] - 200!!!
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*[[UnSignpost:Article]]: Check out our old '''and''' new articles to find out why we are not the same!
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*'''4th August''' - An excerpt from the ban log: ''"02:48 . . SPIKE (talk <nowiki>|</nowiki> contribs) blocked 111.69.22.250 (talk) with an expiry time of 2 weeks ‎(FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY)"''
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*'''11th July''' - [[Forum:Happy Monkey Competition results]].
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*'''14th June''' - Happy Monkey competition begins today!
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#[[Forum:Uncyclopedia's Wikia Portal]] - How should we describe ourselves.
#[[Forum:VFS: "Change these rules at any time"]]
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#[[Forum:Wiki World Cup]] - Wiki World Cup 2018 is coming up sooner than you think!
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*The situation with [[UN:PEE|Pee Reviews]] is improving. {{u|Shabidoo}} proposed a new system ([[Forum:Peer review lite|Peer review lite]]). However, there was only one complete review written in September and two in October.
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If you have a desire to write an UnSignpost article that may well feature in an UnSignpost edition or the front page then please [[UnSignpost:Article|click here]].
*The [[Proofreading service|Uncyclopedia Comma Brigade]] currently counts 2 active members (amongst five that are enlisted) . Any new members are welcome, as well as any new articles needing spell-checking or rephrasing.
 
*[[UN:AAN|The Adopt-a-noob program]] is searching for any new users needing help. 7 mentors are available, even though half of them are not active anymore.}}
 
   
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<big>[[UnSignpost:Interview|Interviews with Uncyclopedians can be found here!]]</big>
 
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*[[Pssst]] (7/0)
 
*[[John Kerry]] (7/0)
 
 
Featured Articles of the Week: [[UnBooks:My Summer Vacation in Saudi Arabia]] (8.5/1) and [[Oz (American TV series)]] (7.5/0)
 
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(If you want to contribute to this page, either ask an UnSignpost Chief Editor or, if you are brave, do it without telling anyone.)
 
(If you want to contribute to this page, either ask an UnSignpost Chief Editor or, if you are brave, do it without telling anyone.)
 
<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">'''Retired Founders & Co-Head Janitors:''' {{u|Dr. Skullthumper}} &bull; {{u|Cajek}}</span>
 
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Latest revision as of 14:00, August 7, 2014

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Welcome to Uncyclopedia's online news page, the UnSignpost! Find anything you want and don't want about what's happening on this site and elsewhere! News is updated here regularly (every month) giving you a minute by minute acount of the goings on in the Uncyclopedia community.





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No, not that type of signpost. Just as useful, though.

Chief Editors: Anton and ScottPat (If you want to contribute to this page, either ask an UnSignpost Chief Editor or, if you are brave, do it without telling anyone.) Retired Founders & Co-Head Janitors: Dr. SkullthumperCajek

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