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Welcome to Uncyclopedia's online news page, the UnSignpost. News is updated here regularly <s>(every month)</s> giving you a minute by minute acount of the goings on in the Uncyclopedia community.
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Welcome to Uncyclopedia's online news page, the UnSignpost! Find anything you want and don't want about what's happening on this site and elsewhere! News is updated here regularly <s>(every month)</s> giving you a minute by minute acount of the goings on in the Uncyclopedia community.
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<div align="center">[[UnSignpost:Current|Current Edition]]</div>
 
 
 
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{{USP article|Top Story|VFD floods|
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[[File:Flood 2004.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Now that the storm has subsided, just the serene beauty of the VFD landscape remains.]]
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'''By [[User:ScottPat|ScottPat]]'''
 
'''By [[User:ScottPat|ScottPat]]'''
   
The [[VFD]] region of Uncyclopedia has undergone serious flooding in the past few days with many articles drowning in the midst of the storm that hit. Rescue attempts were declared futile last night when barely any keep votes made it through the strong winds. Almost 20 articles who had been detained in the VFD zone were eliminated.
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In recent world news, violence has once again broken out between the countries of [[Palestine]] and [[Israel]] in what looks to be a prolonged spout of fighting over the land once again. As usual when world events happen like this people have been looking for the cause to the event and some have found the cause, surprisingly, to be [[Uncyclopedia]]. The violence was sparked off when two Israelis were found dead in Palestine in June of this year. At the very start of the month on 2nd June, the article [[Gaza War]] was featured. Coincidence? Was it just chance that Uncyclopedia featured an article on a previous conflict in the region just before a new one was sparked off? We think not.
   
This comes so recently after the mass killing spree on VFD a few weeks ago. Experts are worried that VFD may contain an unlucky curse that haunts it. Could there be a link between the killings and the floodings?
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'''[[UnSignpost:Article/Uncyclopedia's grand conspiracy|Read more...]]'''
 
[[Uncyclopedia:UnSignpostArticle/VFD floods|Read more...]]
 
 
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'''[[Uncyclopedia:UnSignpostArticle/UnSignpost change reported to be hoax|UnSignpost change reported to be a hoax]]''' -
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'''[[UnSignpost:Article/A way out|A way out]]''' - Veteran archivist {{U|Anton199}} recently stumbled onto the special-page [[Special:CloseMyAccount]]. The existence of such an article is remarkable, as in the policy manual, no one's account is ever closed.
UnSignpost's dramatic changes that have taken place over the last day are said to have been a cover for a coup between the Chief Editors.
 
   
 
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'''[[Uncyclopedia:UnSignpostArticle/Random members mess with USP|Random members mess with USP]]''' -
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'''[[UnSignpost:Article/Anniversary of the July Coup|Anniversary of the July Coup]]''' - T'was only a year ago that this newspaper was thrown into a ruinous [[civil war]], that would span the course of a month.
Despite efforts to resist the temptation to mess with the USP, a recent trend has arisen where active members are messing with the look of the USP.
 
   
 
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'''[[Uncyclopedia:UnSignpostArticle/Uncyclopedia loses its in-jokes|Uncyclopedia loses its in-jokes]]''' -
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'''[[UnSignpost:Article/The exodus continues|The exodus continues]]''' - Following the swan song of Abuse Filters 16 and 20 (see previous issue), the latest stalwart Uncyclopedian to leave is the Sprite. Our webhost [[Wikia]] is trying to get out of the stylistic shadows of Wikipedia...
VFD has become a battlefield between [[Conservatives]] and [[Liberals want to eat your children|Liberals]] (those who think we need in-jokes and those who do not).
 
 
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{{USP article|Image Gallery|Image of the week!|
 
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<big>Visit our [[UnSignpost:Images|Image Gallery]]!</big>
 
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*[[UnSignpost:UnSignpost/20140520]] - 200!!!
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*[[UnSignpost:UnSignpost/20140328]]: Issue#199, carefully reporting everything that happened in the absence of the journalists
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*[[UnSignpost:Article]]: Check out our old '''and''' new articles to find out why we are not the same!
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If you have a desire to write an UnSignpost article that may well feature in an UnSignpost edition or the front page then please [[UnSignpost:Article|click here]].
   
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<big>[[UnSignpost:Interview|Interviews with Uncyclopedians can be found here!]]</big>
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*'''11th July''' - [[Forum:Happy Monkey Competition results]].
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*'''14th June''' - Happy Monkey competition begins today!
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*'''27th May''' - 200th UnSignpost edition released! YAY!!!
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*'''10th May''' - [[User:Dr. Skullthumper|Dr. Skullhumper]] co-founder of this great newspaper popped by today to tell people that even he had almost forgotten about Uncyclopedia. We wish him all the best with his ground that he wants to get off the company.
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*'''6th May''' - [[User:ScottPat|ScottPat]] has discovered on the forum, ''[[Forum:VFH vote box|VFH vote box]]'', that he can suddenly view a feature created many years ago visible under the UnSignpost nomination that has only just appeared for him after one year of editing.
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Uncyclopedians who were paying close attention caught wind of an exciting, recurring writing competition, to be called the '''[[Forum:Happy Monkey 2014|Unhappy Monkey]].''' This is our [[UnNews:Wikia's new "Style" causes uproar|webhost]]'s latest writing challenge — that our authors (or "chimps") cease trying to replicate the masterpieces of Shakespeare, in order to devise clever "encyclopedia" articles with pleasing illustrations while being '''[[Forum:Thumbnails are broken|utterly unable to see how they will look on the page]].''' This is Wikia's most daunting challenge since 2012, when it dared us to put aside creative writing in order to scour the site for photos containing exposed nipples. Evidently, this challenge has no time limit, and awards, or at least templates containing photos of awards (which will not render correctly either) will be given to the winners of this contest, which at this writing looks like any Chimp who lasts until the end despite the lack of well-opposed thumbnails.
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{{USP article|[[Village Dump|Forums]]|Active Forums|
 
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#[[Forum:UnSignpost Changes!]]
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#[[Forum:Sharing an article]] - are we going to promote Facebook and Twitter?
#[[Forum:VFS: "Change these rules at any time"]]
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#[[Forum:Construction template]] - work is in progress on a new design for the widely used template
#[[Forum:A new VFS is in order]]
 
 
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*The situation with [[UN:PEE|Pee Reviews]] is improving. {{u|Shabidoo}} proposed a new system ([[Forum:Peer review lite|Peer review lite]]). However, there was only one complete review written in September and two in October.
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*With ChiefjusticeDS who came back, [[UN:PEE|Pee Reviews]] are written at least every two weeks. This doesn't mean that you shouldn't be helping him - on the contrary!
*The [[Proofreading service|Uncyclopedia Comma Brigade]] currently counts 2 active members (amongst five that are enlisted) . Any new members are welcome, as well as any new articles needing spell-checking or rephrasing.
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*The [[Proofreading service|Uncyclopedia Comma Brigade]] does not seem to be active but any new members, who would like to participate, are strongly encouraged to enlist themselves, as well as any new articles to be proofread. We are not doing anything because we don't have enough work!
*[[UN:AAN|The Adopt-a-noob program]] is searching for any new users needing help. 7 mentors are available, even though half of them are not active anymore.}}
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*[[UN:AAN|The members of the Adopt-a-noob program]] are desperately trying to adopt someone.
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*[[VFP]] is now allowed to receive visits from friends and relations. Its state is stable and is improving.}}
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Featured Articles of the Week: [[UnBooks:My Summer Vacation in Saudi Arabia]] (8.5/1) and [[Oz (American TV series)]] (7.5/0)
 
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(If you want to contribute to this page, either ask an UnSignpost Chief Editor or, if you are brave, do it without telling anyone.)
 
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<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">'''Retired Founders & Co-Head Janitors:''' {{u|Dr. Skullthumper}} &bull; {{u|Cajek}}</span>
 
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