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Welcome to Uncyclopedia's online news page, the UnSignpost. News is updated here regularly <s>(every month)</s> giving you a minute by minute acount of the goings on in the Uncyclopedia community.
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Welcome to Uncyclopedia's online news page, the UnSignpost! Find anything you want and don't want about what's happening on this site and elsewhere! News is updated here regularly <s>(every month)</s> giving you a minute by minute acount of the goings on in the Uncyclopedia community.
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<div align="center">[[UnSignpost:Current|Current Edition]]</div>
 
 
 
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{{USP article|Top Story|VFD floods|
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{{USP article|Top Story|A Linear ''What''?|
[[File:Flood 2004.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Now that the storm has subsided, just the serene beauty of the VFD landscape remains.]]
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[[File:Zootsuitzeb.jpg|thumb|left|180px|Linear ''What''?]]
   
'''By [[User:ScottPat|ScottPat]]'''
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Two of the relative technical giants in our ragtag bunch of survivors have been dabbling with Linear Gradients, a recent innovation that lets you create glitzy graphics without having to endure the warnings about gore and nudity at [[Special:Upload]].
   
The [[VFD]] region of Uncyclopedia has undergone serious flooding in the past few days with many articles drowning in the midst of the storm that hit. Rescue attempts were declared futile last night when barely any keep votes made it through the strong winds. Almost 20 articles who had been detained in the VFD zone were eliminated.
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This comes so recently after the mass killing spree on VFD a few weeks ago. Experts are worried that VFD may contain an unlucky curse that haunts it. Could there be a link between the killings and the floodings?
 
 
[[Uncyclopedia:UnSignpostArticle/VFD floods|Read more...]]
 
 
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'''[[Uncyclopedia:UnSignpostArticle/UnSignpost change reported to be hoax|UnSignpost change reported to be a hoax]]''' -
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'''[[UnSignpost:Article/Does Uncyclopedia need more admins?|Does Uncyclopedia need more admins?]]''' - Does Uncyclopedia need more admins? A question raised recently by an Aussie Canine at [[VFS]]. Some users love admins banning and deleting things and want more of it in the future.
UnSignpost's dramatic changes that have taken place over the last day are said to have been a cover for a coup between the Chief Editors.
 
   
 
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'''[[Uncyclopedia:UnSignpostArticle/Random members mess with USP|Random members mess with USP]]''' -
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'''[[UnSignpost:Article/Urgent announcement: what is really happening|Urgent announcement: what is really happening]]''' - Corruption and lies riddle UnSignpost and here to put in place some corrections and truths is [[Nobody]] with his real take on this month's Uncyclopedic news.
Despite efforts to resist the temptation to mess with the USP, a recent trend has arisen where active members are messing with the look of the USP.
 
   
 
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'''[[Uncyclopedia:UnSignpostArticle/Uncyclopedia loses its in-jokes|Uncyclopedia loses its in-jokes]]''' -
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'''[[UnSignpost:Article/Uncyclopedia's stripper returns|Uncyclopedia's stripper returns]]''' -
VFD has become a battlefield between [[Conservatives]] and [[Liberals want to eat your children|Liberals]] (those who think we need in-jokes and those who do not).
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The wallpaper has now been stripped and the wall is looking pretty bland, if not bare. The new wallpaper has been ordered but the heavy rain has delayed the delivery for a week or two. In the meantime the [[User:ChiefjusticeDS|Chief]]...
 
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<big>Visit our [[UnSignpost:Images|Image Gallery]]!</big>
 
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*[[UnSignpost:UnSignpost/20140328]]: Issue#199, carefully reporting everything that happened in the absence of the journalists
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*[[UnSignpost:UnSignpost/20140218]]: Special In-jokes Edition
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*[[UnSignpost:Article]]: Check out our old '''and''' new articles to find out why we are not the same!
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If you have a desire to write an UnSignpost article that may well feature in an UnSignpost edition or the front page then please [[UnSignpost:Article|click here]].
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<big>[[UnSignpost:Interview|Interviews with Uncyclopedians can be found here!]]</big>
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#[[Forum:UnSignpost Changes!]]
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#[[Forum:Article clean-up initiative]] - are you searching for a job?
#[[Forum:VFS: "Change these rules at any time"]]
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#[[Forum:Creation of rule-bound Marionettes]] - exactly
#[[Forum:A new VFS is in order]]
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#[[Forum:New sysops?]] - New sysops?
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#[[Forum:New user recruitment and retention]] - money is the key to everything
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[[User:ChiefjusticeDS|ChiefjusticeDS]] returns a few months after a declaration of eternal holiday. His paint has been stripped and he is now returning to the place he loves. UnSignpost and Uncyclopedia welcome him back with requests for wallpaper stripping in users' homes.
 
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*The situation with [[UN:PEE|Pee Reviews]] is improving. {{u|Shabidoo}} proposed a new system ([[Forum:Peer review lite|Peer review lite]]). However, there was only one complete review written in September and two in October.
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*[[UN:PEE|Pee Review]] is currently struggling for its life. Stay informed about its situatuation with the UnSignpost!
*The [[Proofreading service|Uncyclopedia Comma Brigade]] currently counts 2 active members (amongst five that are enlisted) . Any new members are welcome, as well as any new articles needing spell-checking or rephrasing.
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*The [[Proofreading service|Uncyclopedia Comma Brigade]] does not seem to be active but any new members, who would like to participate, are strongly encouraged to enlist themselves.
*[[UN:AAN|The Adopt-a-noob program]] is searching for any new users needing help. 7 mentors are available, even though half of them are not active anymore.}}
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*[[UN:AAN|The members of the Adopt-a-noob program]] are desperately trying to adopt someone. If [[you]] see them at your door, know that it was your choice.
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*[[VFP]] is now allowed to receive visits from friends and relations. Its state is stable and is improving.}}
   
 
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Top 3 nominations:
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Nominations [[Uncyclopedia:VFH/summary|needing a little push]] to reach the main page:
   
*[[Pssst]] (7/0)
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*[[Accountant]] (5/0)
*[[John Kerry]] (7/0)
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*[[Python (programming language)]] (3.5/0)
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*[[Making Up Oscar Wilde Quotes]] (5.5/0)
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Featured Articles of the Week: [[UnBooks:My Summer Vacation in Saudi Arabia]] (8.5/1) and [[Oz (American TV series)]] (7.5/0)
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*[[Auguste Escoffier]] (5/0)
 
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(If you want to contribute to this page, either ask an UnSignpost Chief Editor or, if you are brave, do it without telling anyone.)
 
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<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">'''Retired Founders & Co-Head Janitors:''' {{u|Dr. Skullthumper}} &bull; {{u|Cajek}}</span>
 
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