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<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms; font-size:200%; line-height:100%; font-weight:bold;">The Uncyclopedia UnSignpost</span>
 
   
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<div align="center"><span style="font-family: cursive, sans-serif; font-size:500%; line-height:200%">The UnSignpost</span></div>
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<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms; font-size:160%; line-height:100%; font-weight:bold;">UNSIGNPOST IS BACK!!!</span>
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Welcome to Uncyclopedia's online news page, the UnSignpost! Find anything you want and don't want about what's happening on this site and elsewhere! News is updated here regularly <s>(every month)</s> giving you a minute by minute acount of the goings on in the Uncyclopedia community.
   
<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">'''Occasional Editors:''' [[Nobody]] &bull; {{u|ScottPat}} &bull; {{u|Anton199}} &bull; {{u|SPIKE}} &bull; {{u|Zim ulator}} </span>
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<div align="center">[[UnSignpost:Current|Current Edition]]</div>
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{{USP article|Top Story|Anniversary of the July Coup|
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'''By [[User:ScottPat|ScottPat]]'''
   
<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">'''Deputy Chief Editor''' {{u|Anton199}}</span>
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T'was only a year ago that this newspaper was thrown into a ruinous [[civil war]], that would span the course of a month and still the hatred reeks out of the staples between the paper to this day. The events of the July Coup have never been forgotten, when that person who thought he was something important's [[authority]] was over stepped by that other guy. The fighting and devastation that ensued was enough to rip to shreds any normal giant media company but not UnSignpost.
   
[[UnSignpost/20130616|<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">'''Click here to view the latest issue'''</span>]]
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[[UnSignpost:Article/Anniversary of the July Coup|Read more...]]
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'''[[UnSignpost:Article/The exodus continues|The exodus continues]]''' - Following the swan song of Abuse Filters 16 and 20 (see previous issue), the latest stalwart Uncyclopedian to leave is the Sprite. Our webhost [[Wikia]] is trying to get out of the stylistic shadows of Wikipedia...
   
<small>[[Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/Archives|<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Click here to rifle through our archives</span>]]</small>
 
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[[Image:Lost.png|thumb|right|No, not that type of signpost. Just as useful, though.]]
 
   
<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">The '''UnSignpost''' is the way to stay informed about Uncyclopedia without actually getting involved with all the madness that goes on around here on a regular basis. It seeks to provide some of the most useless information on Uncyclopedia's so-called "community".</span>
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'''[[UnSignpost:Article/Two more Uncyclopedians leave|Two more Uncyclopedians leave]]''' - This issue, we bid farewell to two more Uncyclopedians of long standing. [[Special:AbuseFilter/16|Abuse Filter 16]], which came to the site long before I started using Filters...
   
<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><big>'''If you sign up <big>[[/signup|HERE]]</big>'''</big>, <s>one of our paperbots</s> I will deliver a fresh copy of the UnSignpost straight to your talkpage every week <s>for just $5.99 a month</s>. In case you haven't got enough spam already.</span>
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<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><big>'''Interested in adding something to the signpost?'''</big> Drop us a line in [[/Press Room|the press room]] and we'll either ignore it, forget about it (most likely), or add it into our next issue. Want to write an article? Go right ahead and give us a draft in the press room. Want to write a biopic? Good, add it to this page: [[Unsignpost:UserBiopics - 2013]]. Any questions? Ask an editor (preferably {{u|ScottPat}}).</span>
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'''[[UnSignpost:Article/What shall we do with the site banner?|What shall we do with the site banner?]]''' - Outrage was caused by the site's banner this week as wildlife authorities protested wildly about the content on our banner.
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<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><big>'''Want to chat with the editors live?'''</big> Good luck with that. The chief editor is on here most days (British time).
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{{USP article|Image Gallery|Image of the week!|
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<big>Visit our [[UnSignpost:Images|Image Gallery]]!</big>
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*[[UnSignpost:UnSignpost/20140520]] - 200!!!
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*[[UnSignpost:UnSignpost/20140328]]: Issue#199, carefully reporting everything that happened in the absence of the journalists
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*[[UnSignpost:Article]]: Check out our old '''and''' new articles to find out why we are not the same!
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If you have a desire to write an UnSignpost article that may well feature in an UnSignpost edition or the front page then please [[UnSignpost:Article|click here]].
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<big>[[UnSignpost:Interview|Interviews with Uncyclopedians can be found here!]]</big>
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*'''14th June''' - Happy Monkey competition begins today!
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*'''27th May''' - 200th UnSignpost edition released! YAY!!!
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*'''10th May''' - [[User:Dr. Skullthumper|Dr. Skullhumper]] founder of this great newspaper popped by today to tell people that even he had almost forgotten about Uncyclopedia. We wish him all the best with his ground that he wants to get off the company.
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*'''6th May''' - [[User:ScottPat|ScottPat]] has discovered on the forum, ''[[Forum:VFH vote box|VFH vote box]]'', that he can suddenly view a feature created many years ago visible under the UnSignpost nomination that has only just appeared for him after one year of editing.
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*'''6th May''' - UnSignpost establishes a newsfeed, providing news for UnSignpost readers that isn't important enough to deserve its own article but worthy enough for a mention on the UnSignpost front page.
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Uncyclopedians who were paying close attention caught wind of an exciting, recurring writing competition, to be called the '''[[Forum:Happy Monkey 2014|Unhappy Monkey]].''' This is our [[UnNews:Wikia's new "Style" causes uproar|webhost]]'s latest writing challenge — that our authors (or "chimps") cease trying to replicate the masterpieces of Shakespeare, in order to devise clever "encyclopedia" articles with pleasing illustrations while being '''[[Forum:Thumbnails are broken|utterly unable to see how they will look on the page]].''' This is Wikia's most daunting challenge since 2012, when it dared us to put aside creative writing in order to scour the site for photos containing exposed nipples. Evidently, this challenge has no time limit, and awards, or at least templates containing photos of awards (which will not render correctly either) will be given to the winners of this contest, which at this writing looks like any Chimp who lasts until the end despite the lack of well-opposed thumbnails.
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{{USP article|[[Village Dump|Forums]]|Active Forums|
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#[[Forum:Sharing an article]] - are we going to promote Facebook and Twitter?
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#[[Forum:Construction template]] - work is in progress on a new design for the widely used template
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*With ChiefjusticeDS who came back, [[UN:PEE|Pee Reviews]] are written at least every two weeks. This doesn't mean that you shouldn't be helping him - on the contrary!
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*The [[Proofreading service|Uncyclopedia Comma Brigade]] does not seem to be active but any new members, who would like to participate, are strongly encouraged to enlist themselves, as well as any new articles to be proofread. We are not doing anything because we don't have enough work!
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*[[UN:AAN|The members of the Adopt-a-noob program]] are desperately trying to adopt someone.
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*[[VFP]] is now allowed to receive visits from friends and relations. Its state is stable and is improving.}}
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[[File:Lost.png|thumb|center|250px|No, not that type of signpost. Just as useful, though.]]
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'''Chief Editors''': [[User:Anton199|Anton]] and [[User:ScottPat|ScottPat]]
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(If you want to contribute to this page, either ask an UnSignpost Chief Editor or, if you are brave, do it without telling anyone.)
 
<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">'''Retired Founders & Co-Head Janitors:''' {{u|Dr. Skullthumper}} &bull; {{u|Cajek}}</span>
 
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No, not that type of signpost. Just as useful, though.

Chief Editors: Anton and ScottPat (If you want to contribute to this page, either ask an UnSignpost Chief Editor or, if you are brave, do it without telling anyone.) Retired Founders & Co-Head Janitors: Dr. SkullthumperCajek

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