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<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms; font-size:200%; line-height:100%; font-weight:bold;">The Uncyclopedia UnSignpost</span>
 
   
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<div align="center"><span style="font-family: cursive, sans-serif; font-size:500%; line-height:200%">The UnSignpost</span></div>
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<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">'''Occasional Editors:''' {{u|Gerrycheevers}} &bull; {{u|Under user}} &bull; {{u|Orian57}} &bull; {{u|THEDUDEMAN}} &bull; {{u|Sockpuppet of an unregistered user}} &bull; {{u|An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays}} &bull; {{u|Guildensternenstein}} &bull; {{u|Bad Shroom}} &bull; {{u|The Woodburninator}} &bull; {{u|Electrified mocha chinchilla}} &bull; {{u|Heerenveen}} &bull; {{u|PuppyOnTheRadio}} &bull; {{u|CheddarBBQ}} &bull; {{u|ChiefjusticeDS}} &bull; {{u|Olipro}} &bull; {{u|Magic man}} &bull; {{u|Frosty}} &bull; {{u|Lollipop}} &bull; {{u|Mattsnow}} &bull; {{u|Xamralco}}</span>
 
   
<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">'''Glorious Founders & Co-Head Janitors:''' {{u|Dr. Skullthumper}} &bull; {{u|Cajek}}</span>
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Welcome to Uncyclopedia's online news page, the UnSignpost! Find out anything you want and don't want to know about what's happening on this site and elsewhere! News is updated here regularly <s>(every month)</s> giving you a minute by minute acount of the goings on in the Uncyclopedia community.
   
<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">'''Token [[Cabal]] representative:''' {{u|Mordillo}}</span>
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<div align="center">[[UnSignpost:Current|Current Edition]]</div>
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<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">'''The Paperbots:''' {{u|MrN9001}} &bull; {{u|THEDUDEBOT}} &bull; {{u|MantiBot}} &bull; {{u|Fnoodle}} &bull; {{u|Sockpuppet of an unregistered user}} &bull; {{u|Dexter111344}} &bull; {{u|ChiefjusticeDS}} &bull; {{u|MadMax}} &bull; {{u|Magic man}} &bull; {{u|Frosty}}</span>
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{{USP article|Top Story|Userbase fluctuations|
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''By {{u|ScottPat}}''
   
[[Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/current|<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">'''Click here to view the latest issue'''</span>]]
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UnSignpost has noticed an increase in the number of regular users Uncyclopedia has recently. This is due to the return of three old Uncyclopedians to our shores. Users [[User:Xamralco|Xamralco]], [[User:Llwy-ar-lawr|Llwy-ar-lawr]] and [[User:Nikau|Nikau]] have returned to use the only talent they actually have in life -- comedy writing -- an annoying fact they discovered while on their Uncyclopedia break.
   
<small>[[Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/Archives|<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Click here to rifle through our archives</span>]]</small>
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'''[[UnSignpost:Article/Userbase fluctuations|Read more...]]'''
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'''[[UnSignpost:Article/We should look more like Wikipedia|We should look more like Wikipedia]]''' - On the forum, [[Forum:Looking like Wikipedia|Looking like Wikipedia]], long-time user [[User:Nikau|Nikau]] expresses his wish that our esteemed website keep more in line with Wikipedia's format.
 
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[[Image:Lost.png|thumb|right|No, not that type of signpost. Just as useful, though.]]
 
   
<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">The '''UnSignpost''' is the way to stay informed about Uncyclopedia without actually getting involved with all the madness that goes on around here on a regular basis. It seeks to provide some of the most useless information on Uncyclopedia's so-called "community".</span>
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[[File:Hmc2014.jpg|left|75px]]
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'''[[UnSignpost:Article/HMC, PLS and other abbreviations|HMC, PLS and other abbreviations]]''' - Some consider this year's [[Happy Monkey]] Competition a success, some don't and some look down, cough and leave to go to bathroom when interviewed about it.
   
<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><big>'''If you sign up <big>[[/signup|HERE]]</big>'''</big>, one of our paperbots will deliver a fresh copy of the UnSignpost straight to your talkpage every week <s>for just $5.99 a month</s>. In case you haven't got enough spam already.</span>
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<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><big>'''Interested in adding something to the signpost?'''</big> Drop us a line in [[/Press Room|the press room]] and we'll either ignore it, forget about it (most likely), or add it into our next issue. Want to write an article? Go right ahead and give us a draft in the press room. Any questions? Ask [[UN:AA|an admin]] (preferably {{u|ChiefjusticeDS}}).</span>
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'''[[UnSignpost:Article/Image revert wars|Image revert wars]]''' - August saw not one but two tugs-of-war over the fine selection of photographs on Uncyclopedia articles. In the first, a series of alleged Uncyclopedians tried to change us from a humor wiki to a [[Goatse|auto-proctology wiki]].
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<big>Visit our [[UnSignpost:Images|Image Gallery]]!</big>
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*[[UnSignpost:UnSignpost/20140715]] - this UnSignpost issue once again proves the First Law of the UnSignpost <small>(''The frequency of the UnSignpost is proportional, disproportional or is in no relation to the amount of things happening on Uncyclopedia, in a way that it always decreases in geometrical progression)</small>
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*[[UnSignpost:UnSignpost/20140520]] - 200!!!
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*[[UnSignpost:Article]]: Check out our old '''and''' new articles to find out why we are not the same!
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*'''4th August''' - An excerpt from the ban log: ''"02:48 . . SPIKE (talk <nowiki>|</nowiki> contribs) blocked 111.69.22.250 (talk) with an expiry time of 2 weeks ‎(FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY)"''
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<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><big>'''Want to chat with the editors live?'''</big> Good luck with that. You ''could'' drop in [irc://irc.freenode.net/#unsignpost ##unsignpost at irc.freenode.net] and talk with the editors of the UnSignpost about well... you know... stuff. You could also [[Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/Editor's Toolkit|try flapping your ears and flying to Mars]], but don't hold your breath.</span>
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#[[Forum:Uncyclopedia Events Planner]]
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#[[Forum:Uncyclopedia world coverage]]
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#[[Forum:Wiki World Cup]] - Wiki World Cup 2018 is coming up sooner than you think!
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If you have a desire to write an UnSignpost article that may well feature in an UnSignpost edition or the front page then please [[UnSignpost:Article|click here]].
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<big>[[UnSignpost:Interview|Interviews with Uncyclopedians can be found here!]]</big>
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[[File:Lost.png|thumb|center|250px|No, not that type of signpost. Just as useful, though.]]
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'''Chief Editors''': [[User:Anton199|Anton]] and [[User:ScottPat|ScottPat]]
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(If you want to contribute to this page, either ask an UnSignpost Chief Editor or, if you are brave, do it without telling anyone.)
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<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">'''Retired Founders & Co-Head Janitors:''' {{u|Dr. Skullthumper}} &bull; {{u|Cajek}}</span>
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Latest revision as of 09:02, September 27, 2014

Home

The UnSignpost
Just like Grandma used to make!

Welcome to Uncyclopedia's online news page, the UnSignpost! Find out anything you want and don't want to know about what's happening on this site and elsewhere! News is updated here regularly (every month) giving you a minute by minute acount of the goings on in the Uncyclopedia community.




Lost

No, not that type of signpost. Just as useful, though.

Chief Editors: Anton and ScottPat (If you want to contribute to this page, either ask an UnSignpost Chief Editor or, if you are brave, do it without telling anyone.) Retired Founders & Co-Head Janitors: Dr. SkullthumperCajek

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