The 200th issue
Readers, fellow editors and everyone else who helped the UnSignpost to become the leading periodical of Uncyclopedia,
Although we have been facing many difficulties, such as the lack of time, users, articles, news,
will, formatting issues, Wikia, Jimbo Wales and the 1947 Horse-Throwing Competition, we managed to overcome every single one of them (maybe apart from our laziness, though) and to establish our belo-... ahem... to establish our newspaper as the leading periodical of Uncyclopedia! We have carried on with our duty, we have delivered more spam than Uncyclopedia could have ever imagined, we have wasted everyone's time and efforts, and, more importantly, this has never resulted in a ban (until recently).
This proves many important things, for instance, that a community is most creative when it doesn't have a goal. And what is more creative for a group of people to write about the news that happened within that group for that same group to read and discuss? Or to make a website more active by having journalists, who would do anything to have any material to treat in their newspaper?
Not only is the UnSignpost team creative, it is also very open-minded. The countries from which the UnSignpost editors come range from the Land of the Highlands to the country hosting the Third Rome, and from the Eastern US to Australia! I am not even mentioning the fact that the UnSignpost surprisingly has always been influenced by Uncyclopedia, which is a real melting pot of cultures.
Pssst: John, I need the applause quick! I lost the second page of my script. Sure, I'll improvise!
If you need any further proof that UnSignpost is the best, consider that it has never bitten a dog, its editors have never gone crazy (because they always have been) and it has never given birth to a weasel! It has never wanted to do no one no harm, because it just wanted to tend the rabbits, and it still survives! It has... It has...
Actually, instead of naming all its achievements, which will certainly take me years to do, I'll simply state that...
Ladies and gentleman, my speech is over!
Hooray to the UnSignpost! Hooray! Hooray!
Uncyclopedians who were paying close attention caught wind of an exciting, recurring writing competition, to be called the Unhappy Monkey. This is our webhost's latest writing challenge — that our authors (or "chimps") cease trying to replicate the masterpieces of Shakespeare, in order to devise clever "encyclopedia" articles with pleasing illustrations while being utterly unable to see how they will look on the page. This is Wikia's most daunting challenge since 2012, when it dared us to put aside creative writing in order to scour the site for photos containing exposed nipples. Evidently, this challenge has no time limit, and awards, or at least templates containing photos of awards (which will not render correctly either) will be given to the winners of this contest, which at this writing looks like any Chimp who lasts until the end despite the lack of well-opposed thumbnails.
Votes for Highlight
UnSignpost boycotts Votes for Highlight
That's right. After long debates on the subject, the UnSignpost editors decided to remove the "VFH competitors and features" from the UnSignpost's main page. It was supposed to tell the readers what were the top nominations of the moment and in the best case got updated once a month. The editors thought that no news was better than not news. ScottPat told the press: "We think that people are reading news, because they want to read news and because it matters to them what is happening in their world. That's why we are not going to add fillers to the UnSignpost. Well, only sometimes, maybe. But it will happen only when we completely run out of ideas. Lorum ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit. Maecenas dictum ipsum ut sapien. Nulla at massa ac nibh pretium tempor. Donec libero. Donec sit amet nisi a pede auctor hendrerit. Proin tristique risus eu risus. Donec eget metus. Proin posuere, lectus quis malesuada convallis, felis nisi fermentum magna, ut vulputate diam enim ac tellus. Proin pede. Donec a justo ac leo ullamcorper lacinia. In pretium convallis purus. Etiam venenatis, nisl vel consectetuer pellentesque, orci mi malesuada urna, vel tempus nunc est at purus. Maecenas volutpat."
Furthermore, it was reported that all the Uncyclopedians have stopped voting, thinking that the IPs are now going to do all their job for them, which they are, so the journalists also concluded that the UnSignpost issues do not need the VFH section either. From now on, the UnSignpost is going to reflect the current mood of the Uncyclopedia users.