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edit Archives

edit 2008

Archive 1: Issues #1, #2, #3
Archive 2: Issues #4, #5
Archive 3: Issues #6 - #10
Archive 4: Issues #11 - #13
Archive 5: Issues #14 - #17
Archive 6: Issues #18 - 24
Archive 7: Issues #25 - 27

edit 2009

Archive 8: Issues #28 - 32
Archive 9: Issues #33 - 37
Archive 10: Issues #38 - 44
Archive 11: Issues #45 - 49
Archive 12: Issues #50 - 52
Archive 13: Issues #53 - 62
Archive 14: Issues #62 - 69
Archive 15: Issues #something - something else.

edit 2010

Archive 16: Issues #seventy-something - 78
Archive 17: Issues #79 - 89
Archive 18: Issues #something - huh?

edit 2011

Archive 19: Issues between 2010 and 2012

edit 2012

Archive 20: The end of the Chief era (up to issue 160ish)

edit 2013 (End of the original UnSignpost)

Archive 21: The end of the stalling, inactive era.
Archive 22: The Renaissance of UnSignpost
Archive 23: Issues #around 180+

edit UnSignpost Changes

Due to modernisation and the invention of the steam internet, UnSignpost has changed from being a newspaper delivery service to an online news updater. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 21:26, October 22, 2013 (UTC)

See Forum:UnSignpost Changes! and Forum:UnSignpost Namespace. Anyone wish to write an article on these events? Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 13:10, October 23, 2013 (UTC)

edit Uncyclopedia invaded by aliens!!

Please note the arrival of Ced Spatiotemporal from France and Mctomerd11 and Amitarbel from Israel. Spıke ¬ 20:13 17-Nov-13

Great idea for an article! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 20:23, November 17, 2013 (UTC)

edit Uncyclopedia biopic link

Instead of copy and pasta all that I just went with this link instead http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User_talk:OMGwhatHaveIdone

Seemed more reasonable.

Tanks a lot! Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:51, April 16, 2014 (UTC)

edit A Linear What?


Two of the relative technical giants in our ragtag bunch of survivors have been dabbling with Linear Gradients, a recent innovation that lets you create glitzy graphics without having to endure the warnings about gore and nudity at Special:Upload. First, Spike's signature became a tiny bit shinier, and so did the background of {{Writing funny stuff}} included in some Welcome messages to newbies. Spike packaged the stuff for retail use in {{LinearGradient}}. User:PuppyOnTheRadio went further, both in documenting that template (click on the link to read how to use it) and in ensuring that it works for Uncyclopedians whose browsers were invented back when Gradient was a draft proposal, and does something even on Netscape. Puppy one-upped Spike in the signature wars, devising a radial gradient that appears to poke drain-holes in everyone's talk page — then went viral with the technology, proposing in Forum:Construction template to apply the shininess to {{Construction}}. All Uncyclopedians will be relieved to have a new technical gimmick to distract them from the chore of thinking up original humor.

In an development that is unrelated but neatly fits in the same category (given a large-enough hammer), Spike elicited debugging help from Wikia to track down a year-old bug in the Watchgadget, a piece of code that puts a button to the left of every line in your Watchlist to take it off the list. The tool used a package (once) that an unrelated file in his userspace would go on to break for all subsequent uses. The Wikians were polite, as they always are when there are no Bare Tits showing, and the wild-goose chase ended with only one red face. The news for the general Uncyclopedian, then, is not that this gadget works, but that, after a year, it no longer claims not to work.

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