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  • Journalist: Hi, Sims! You are probably aware of the fact that you are the only active administrator of Uncyclopedia, who is subscribed to our newspaper. Do you have any explanation for this? Anton (talk) 19:20, October 30, 2013 (UTC)
No, but I'm sure the other admins do! I do have one theory however - the other admins visit subscribers' pages often enough to read the UnSignposts posted to other peoples' pages. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 22:24, October 30, 2013 (UTC)
  • Other Admin in Trench Coat: I get my copy off the news-stand, thank you. Spıke Ѧ 22:28 30-Oct-13
  • Journalist: Clever! Now, do you think that reading our newspaper increases the chances of a user becoming and administrator? Or maybe diminishes them? Anton (talk) 11:43, October 31, 2013 (UTC)
Definitely not an admin Only if it gives tips for giving better oral sex.                               Puppy's talk page12:06 31 Oct 2013
  • Journalist: The previous question remains open, in case you would like to respond. Thanks, Pup.
The next question is supposed to be only for Sims, but if you really want to, you are allowed to respond: Simsie, would you like to be called administress? Anton (talk) 15:11, October 31, 2013 (UTC)
No, because I was under the impression that administrator is a unisex term. Besides, administress just sounds odd. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 08:33, November 1, 2013 (UTC)
Some odd user Oh... can I be called a useress?
On second thought, admistress does have a nice ring to it. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 13:52, November 1, 2013 (UTC)
Adminatrix?                               Puppy's talk page02:07 01 Nov 2013
  • Journalist: Adminecraft?
Nah, tried Minecraft once, but just ended up digging myself into a hole. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 14:35, November 2, 2013 (UTC)
When you were a child, did you wish to become a user on Uncyclopedia? Anton (talk) 18:04, November 1, 2013 (UTC)
When I was a child, the internet as we know it did not yet exist; TCP/IP protocols had not been standardized and the internet was not publicly available. However, I did like the idea of becoming an author, and even wrote one children's book of my own when I was in grade school. Well ok, I ripped off the first half of the story, then made up the second half because I couldn't remember the rest of the story. There was also another one I wrote, but that one wasn't much good. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 18:45, November 1, 2013 (UTC)
  • Journalist: You mean that I do not know when the Internet was invented?! I really do: it was during the second half of the 18th century!
Concerning the books, did you ask anyone to read them? Anton (talk) 10:24, November 2, 2013 (UTC)
  • Passing Star Trek Fan: Let me guess, Journalist: Invented by a team of Russian scientists. Just outside Leningrad. Spıke Ѧ 12:41 2-Nov-13
  • Passing Futuristic Looking Russian:I am looking for a nuclear wessel although apparently Russians can actually say nuclear vessel and that it is Romans who can't but this is an American stereotype of a European nation so give it a bit of leniancy. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 14:17, November 2, 2013 (UTC)
Will a gasoline and oil-burning model with a "Star Fleet Academy" sticker on it do? I'll trade it to you in exchange for a brand new model. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 14:32, November 2, 2013 (UTC)
  • Journalist: Would you sell it to me for free? Anton (talk) 19:01, November 5, 2013 (UTC)
    F.O.B. Seattle, I reckon. (Translation: Come and get it.) Spıke Ѧ 19:10 5-Nov-13
    Afraid not - it has sentimental value - I've had it for 18 years. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 19:12, November 5, 2013 (UTC)
  • Journalist: It also has a sentimental value for me. I've dreamed of it for 18 years. Anton (talk) 19:14, November 5, 2013 (UTC)
    Well, if your dream is to spend more than it is worth in salvage value on maintenance, I'll keep you in mind next time I can afford a replacement. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 23:18, November 5, 2013 (UTC)
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