UnSignpost:Interview/PuppyOnTheRadio

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The new UnSignpost journalists have found out a 2011 UnSignpost article about you and we now have some questions:

  • Do you really have issues?
  • Do you really smoke fungus? Or only sandwiches?
  • How did the UnSignpost influence your entire life?

Anton (talk) 18:36, November 12, 2013 (UTC)

    • I don't know if I would say I have issues. The fact that I now have an improved version of that image as the lock screen on my phone means nothing.
    • I said on my craigslist entry that I was a smokin', fun guy. Chief took it out of context. The bit about mucus was accurate though.
    • Thomas Jefferson once wrote Our liberty depends on the freedom of the press, and that cannot be limited without being lost. And no publication can be cheaper than the UnSignpost.
      • Although in having said that, we are limited, so I would suggest that we create more copies of the latest UnSignpost.
      • And maybe start replacing all the pages we have here with the UnSignpost.
      • And create a bot that will keep creating copies of it.
      • And go to other wikis and start creating copies of it there
      • And create a self-replicating virus that creates copies of it elsewhere once the Wikia servers crash under the load!
      • And print off as many copies as we can and distribute them around our local vicinity!
      • And then travel to other towns, cities and hamlets and distribute them there!!
      • And we should all learn how to be tattoo-ists, and tattoo copies of it on ourselves!!!
      • And we shouls all start kidnapping bank tellers and traffic policepersons and tattoo copies of it on them!!!!
      • And we should burn the bill of rights and replace it with a copy of the USP!!!!!
      • And then the USP can take over the world!!!!! And my Sigmund Freud with a sausage can be everywhere!!!!! Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
    • Sorry, what was the question about issues again?                               Puppy's talk page08:21 pm 12 Nov 2013
Let's put it like this: do you have the UnSignpost issues? Anton (talk) 20:24, November 12, 2013 (UTC)
Oh. Yeah, in the corner. Under the Anarchists handbook, the Satanic verses and the 23 copies of Catcher in the rye.                               Puppy's talk page08:30 pm 12 Nov 2013
Great. You will be an example for all the readers of our next issue. In case it ever comes out. Anton (talk) 20:39, November 12, 2013 (UTC)
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