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All the UnSignpost biopics that were done for 2014 issues are below (in alphabetical order):
I am a doer. I like to do things. I like to see good fruits of my labors bear great things. Like bannana appricoit avoacdo monsonto trees yum yum delish good. Like a well told joke read online or some pronografic humors like.. Can I plug the websites I read? Meh, DO you really think you can laugh at cumsprites? It is an aquired sense of humour.
If you wish to laugh at this user then this user will cry and begin to suck his thumbs in a very non adult like manner bessetting the most embarrising actis no responsible civilised individuals will be pleased to wittness :( Like brown paper towels in a public restroom stall. Toilet seat. Or meatlaof next to scurrying roaches. Or your moms other delightful whitebread trailer trash dug out home cooked dishes. You dont mind if I speak about my ex girl friends right?
Anyways. Their are many facets to this user. Abondonment issues, Mommy issues, daddy issues, ex wife issues, Issuey issues for which their are no tissues to misuse with lotions. Wait... ex wife issue there. Neverminds. Let us rewind
My name comes on the heels of some penalty strokes I have incurred in other places. So I endevor to be bold differently here while trying to remember how to do "code" properly. The coding is like the grammar on the penalties seem to be more severe or something... IDK. As I have written above I do collect dictionaries but that in no way should in fer that I do anything but read them. I don't nessesarily retain the proper spelling. Or if I do it may be from an 1935 version of english oxford.. Who knows? MY COPYRIGHT DATES DO! Allegedly.
And now to share with you a public sirvice announbcement
When you find a stray needle in a yard, throw it away carfully. Dont even check the needle cap just dispose of it carfully. Thank you.
And now back to the biopic.
DIving into this thing deeper I thought I OMGwhatHaveIdone was good for both the upper and lower case letters used as well and the metaphorical sense of diving off a cliff into a fantastic adventure.. My last advenmture sucked. The damn canadians wouldn't let me into canada and the broke my shit. I know they got second hand scraps syndrome being our lesser northern bitch but that in no way entitles those square heads to destroy my property.
Speaking if square heads their is a hillarous / serious/ informitive website I love called racial slur database. It may or maynot be up right now. It gets attacked sometimes. But it has a varitey of sugestions and immitator sites now. Good stuff though if one needs a suggestions for a joke. Craigslist is also good for jokes, just try to get a date using that thing, HA! no don't really follow that advice, it really is less than optimal. As in really REALLY less than, ... ITS bAD DONT do IT> Fair warning and imforming.
I feel some things here could use fair warning and informing tags./
Like the sara silverman Mermaid pee under the see joke.
That needed a warnign.
Words are awesome and with them intimate commumnermications can be convayed in a variatiy of verbose ways.
Exta pictures and video is good to but for begining talkers this will be just fine. I hope. I think Well if nothing else I didn't force you to read this writing so you gotta look at yourself for continuing to read on, and with that I appreciate your time and attentions. And if you laughed at me then I will find you...on the same day I am granted My supper immortal xman super power. .. So yeah whatch out for that day.