UnSignpost:Article/Diary of a disillusioned editor
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"If rules are meant to be broken, they should at least be funny," - thought the Uncyclopedia admins years ago and replaced any possible policies of the site with in-jokes, numerous allusions to their moms, self-reference and in-jokes.
"If rules are broken, it is because they are funny," - thought the Uncyclopedia admins in October 2013 and made rules.
What was designed as an ambiguous source for drama, suddenly became a respectable policy (Forum:A new VFS is in order), and a page with the primary aim to confuse new users, was rewritten, not featured (which lead to its loss of honour) and laughed at (Forum:Rewrite of UN:SIG).
I should have taken another pill.
ChiefjusticeDS could not endure our situation and began stripping paint. Apparently, this lead to hallucinations, as well as the shorter list of active administrators and a Roman Imperator becoming a Bureaucrat.
I should have taken money instead of that Uncyclopedia account.
There are plenty of news but we still cannot make an UnSignpost. Probably because we spend so much time asking people to do something, making conflicts and then trying to resolve them. What did I want to say?
The UnSignpost stopped being talkpage spam and is now a reliable news provider, with - maybe - its own namespace in nearby future.
It is not the middle of autumn yet and nobody knows what will follow.
October 11 and some time after
I don't want to start the new entry with "Dear diary". I mean it is not even dear to me. So what happened?
The situation is now different: there are less vandals. Have they just understood what a sick place it is?
I think we should make an UnSignpost for a change. Tons of new forums and each of them saying what everyone should have come up with ages ago. And they are still wrong! Admins say: "Stop arguing! We are a good community!" Users say: "Let's argue over the goodness of our community!"
Then they try to paraphrase and rephrase each other. Then the disagreements begin. Then they begin voting. Then the voting is interrupted as someone forgot to record the score or because someone's vote is irrelevant. After that, they open a new forum and do the same thing but in different order. Well, we should really write an UnSignpost for a change. At least, it is more serious than our forums.