Funny Moment of the Week
Drunks protect Uncyclopedia from other drunks
After the many scandals with churches in recent years, it came as no surprise when Uncyclopedia's very own "Padre" — the Reverend P. Pennyfeather — was caught with his trousers 'round his ankles, dancing on a table, holding two pints in each hand at the pub last night.
First, the Reverend replied to a post from Denza: "Your'er most ealcome to, if you so wish. How are you these days>? Still addicted to DungeonSiege510? Or ate you on that bastatd rehav?" – an utterance on which Google Translate has drawn a complete blank. Our best guess was that "rehav" was referring to "rehab" (rehabilitation), his presumed destination after this bender. After disastrously applying British spelling to the HTML tags in a template, the Reverend — who doubles as Uncyclopedia's official proofreader — turned to vote on nominations on VHF [sic].
Finally, the Reverend was dealt a protective two-hour rap-on-the-knuckles by a big, blue, plastic ban-stick, which unfortunately went into the system as a two-week ban. The admin in question admits to a signature Oil Can of Labatt's of his own but claims the top was not popped until after this particular lapsus dedis, a claim that cannot be verified from the Uncyclopedia logs. One of the Reverend's loyal friends detected this error the next morning and it was cheerfully curtailed, though only after the Reverend endured a morning of silent suffering, also bacon and black coffee, all of which were reportedly ineffective.
Consulting the Pirate Code
After a long and amusing discussion about Commanists and commas on the Reverend's talk page two conclusions were reached. One was that for now on all irrelevant conversations that are neither to do with the user whose talk page the discussion was on or to do with writing articles, ought to go on BHOP. The second was an idea presented by ScottPat that the event where one asks Spike to resolve a situation on grammar or rules is to be known as "Consulting the Pirate Code."
Biopic Of The Week (this week's biopic)
The tale of Denza is a long, strange, random, and stupid one, but I feel, that it is time that you should hear this epic tale, of... something. Anyhow, there is little known about Denza, save what his userboxen tell us about him. He lives "somewhere in Kirkland" as he will not disclose his actual adress to the USP. What we do know, is that he is excellent in maintaining multiple personalities, and actually uses a different personality on this site than real life. He also manages to be hyper, in a wiki, which was thought to be impossible. Now, the reason he uses the username, DungeonSiegeAddict510, as opposed to the username "Denza252" is because he was hacked... or something, and was told that he should get a username that is not similar to his last one. He got found out within days. But he is making efforts to redeem himself through edit patrolling and editing a few articles. Anyhow, he is a very enthusiastic, 15 year old induvidual, a bit on the paranoid side, and claims to be an adorable crossdresser... who is turned on by blood (no, really!). His dream is to rule this miserable planet under an iron fisted rule. He is totally not insane, btw... just eccentric... he also likes using whatever the three dots in a row are called... He is also a member of the FORBIDDEN TRINITY (Uncyclopedia, Wikipedia, and TV Tropes (He uses the same username in wikipedia, but uses Denza252 in tvtropes.)) His main weaknesses are social interaction related, but he likes talking to people, mostly about his many fields of interests. He enjoys listening to J-Pop, due to the high metaphor/symbolism occurance rate, but also enjoys electronic music, and some rap. He is skilled in painting and drawing, and plans to make his own manga someday. He also plans to open a buisness of some sort.