UnScripts talk:Noah's Ark

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Picture for article worth stealing here:http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/02/29/funny-pictures-he-pikks-us-up-in-10-minits/ Tt22 Talk Icons-flag-gb 22:44, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

It's humorous, but I'm not a tremendous fan of lolcats. Thanks for the suggestion though!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:47, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

Blasphemer! You wrote Jehovah in Hebrew! ~Jewriken.GIF 21:01, 18 February 2008 (UTC)

I didn't write nuffin. I got it from a reputable source that said it was YHWH.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:29, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
Too late! You're doomed! DOOMED! ~Jewriken.GIF 21:29, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
Naahhh, you dog. First of all, the tetragrammaton can be transliterated as YHWH, YHVH, or JHVH. Since we all know the first one is incontrovertibly the one that was meant by the Biblical writer[citation needed], I used the right thing.
On the subject of being smote and doomed and whatnot, several times when I was writing this script, my computer inexplicably froze up and nearly crashed. It always caused me to reconsider what I was writing, and I changed the passages to be less heretical in my mind. Then my computer unfroze. Eerie.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:40, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
It might be so in the new testament, but Jews cannot use the tetragrammaton in its original form. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:53, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
It's not our fault that God prefers English. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:55, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
English? Pff. That's for teasuckers. Everyone knows God speaks in AMERICAN! ~ Tophatsig 19/02/2008 @ 12:24

The Cosby bit is better: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zyc1315KawQ Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 05:15, 8 March 2008 (UTC)

edit god out

Whoever came up with that is a comic genius!--Chickenfeed9 14:44, 8 March 2008 (UTC)

Why thank you. /me blushes, wanders away-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:30, 8 March 2008 (UTC)

edit scene 8

Okay so i added an 8th scene I know its a little different from the formula of the prior scenes but I think its pretty funny hopefully I'm right. Not sure about the big wig rant but I'll leave that up to the articles creator because if need be I'd be willing to part with it as well as the rod and todd thing and some of the other modern references that go against the old timey feel the rest of the article had. Anyways I tried to keep true to the appearance but i couldn't quite figure out how to change the font size so hopefully this wont get deleted and someone can fix that for me or tell me how to. but everyone let me know if you want some of it changed and what not since this is really your guys' creation.--Cockofavoice 07:59, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

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