UnScripts talk:ER Alternate Episodes
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edit Cowbell Repository
Rules for the reposition of cowbell (and cowbell-like objects):
1. Wrap the cowbell in plain brown wrapping paper.
2. Throw the cowbell at someone next to you.
3. Post bail. Don't look at me - I wasn't the one who committed assault.
The paper is used to absorb bodily fluid, making it safe to play with.
edit How to bandage a phantom leg
1. Follow steps 6 thru 10.