UnScripts:History of Homestar Runner
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Interviewer: How do you did the idea of Homestar Runner?
Matt: We came up with the idea of Homestar Runner.
Mike: Yeah, If did do a lot of cartoons, Let me tell a story.
(cut to flashback)
Young Matt: Hey Mike! Look!
TV Announcer: The Atlanta Braves hit home runs, and you can hit a home run with savings here!
Young Mike: May we go to stadium?
Craig: I am!
French Voice: 10 Hours later...
(crowd cheering and hooraying)
Young Matt: Let's look at Lemke.
(Baseball bat hits the Ball)
Mark: All star second baseman for the Braves!
Young Matt: (in a Old-Timey Radio Impression) Homestar Runner for the Braves!
Craig: Homestar Runner? That’s the best thing we’ve ever heard!
edit The Book that started it all
Mike: Mom! I'm home!
Mom: How's high school?
Mom: Where's is Matt?
Mike: Writing the words with his typewriter.
Mom: Where's is Craig?
Mike: He's was making the pictures for the book.
Mom: So, Was this book gonna be called?
Mike: The Homestar Runner enters the Strongest Man in the World Contest.
Mike: Am I the Co-Author?
Mom: You are!
edit The second book
Mike: Hey Craig, Hey Matt!
Matt and Craig: What?
Mike: I got an idea.
Matt: What's your idea?
Mike: I want to make Homestar Runner Goes for the Gold!
Matt: Forget that. We'll scrap the ideas.
edit The Very first cartoon
Mike: Hey, Donnie!
Mike: May i make the very first cartoon?
Donnie: Yes. You can.
Mike: Did i have Mario Paint?
Donnie: Yes. I bought for you in Christmas.
edit The Start of a Domain Name
Mike: May we start a website?
(Matt and Mike heads over to the PC)
Mike: Was this domain name's gonna call?
Mike: No. How about HomestarRunner.com?
edit The cartoon that started it all
Mike: Can we make our first cartoon on the Internet?
Mike: What we gonna call it?
Matt: Marshmallow's Last Stand.
edit The Start of a Website
Mike: Alright! What are we gonna do now?
Matt: Let's launch this bad boy in 20 seconds.
Matt and Mike: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0!
(Website comes up)
(Matt, Mike and Craig cheering)
Matt, Mike and Craig: Happy New Year!