UnScripts:Enemy of the CIA
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A humble journalist returns home after a hard day's work, only to find a very, very scared-looking guy in there waiting for him.
Journalist makes a dramatic and shocked face and dies.
The guy does as he's told. The next day, the news spreads of a "terrorist attack" that took place within an "innocent journalist's" house. As a consequence, the US Government's reliance on the CIA is boosted considerably, and the evil guy who was responsible for the innocent journalist's assassination continues to merrily abuse his office.
And THAT'S what really happens to an enemy of the CIA.