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NUMBER 1What is it
NUMBER 2"A Number"
NUMBER 1strange title
NUMBER 2is it?
NUMBER 1for a play not a normal number
NUMBER 2Who wrote the
NUMBER 1strange but not strange peculiar but not peculiar but you certainly understand me not everyone might understand what she says
NUMBER 2yes and what about
NUMBER 1it is considered great by the critics and all
NUMBER 1but does not really tell anything about
NUMBER 2the problem but it does
NUMBER 1then it does not give any solutions
NUMBER 2then why is it so?
NUMBER 1nobody knows
NUMBER 1Caryl Churchill
NUMBER 2normally she writes about
NUMBER 1sexual politics one of her greatest works is Objections to sex although she herself has three sons
NUMBER 2and her age?
NUMBER 2were there any more
NUMBER 2incidents if such a kind?
NUMBER 1well not really except for she wrote "Seven Jewish children" when she was arround seventy
NUMBER 2you think that
NUMBER 1I have no idea
NUMBER 2and a husband?
NUMBER 1yes, married and lived happily but she wrote another play called Drunk enough to say I love you
NUMBER 1still seems to be rather happy
NUMBER 1A family
NUMBER 2A normal one?
NUMBER 2but then
NUMBER 1well I am not saying it is particularly strange the father is drunk the mother commits suicide that happens often now, you know
NUMBER 2it does and the child is
NUMBER 1not good enough for the father he does not like him anymore
NUMBER 1and sends him away and gets him cloned
NUMBER 2so others
NUMBER 1yeah others a number of them a father with plenty of sons he does not know what to do
NUMBER 2son's name was something
NUMBER 1Bernard and the father is stupid enough to give the same name to all the clones whom he is aware of
NUMBER 2they get angry at him and they kill themselves
NUMBER 1not all of them
NUMBER 2seriously stop cutting me off if you do that I will
NUMBER 1clone me?
NUMBER 2no stop I didn't finish talking I was
NUMBER 1the hospital to clone me?
NUMBER 2why would I
NUMBER 1scientists love cloning and the whole book is like that cutting off people so nobody can understand
NUMBER 2yes it is
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NUMBER 2many of them at the same time
NUMBER 1nobody knows what happened there
NUMBER 1the father was drunk and often mean with his son
NUMBER 2he had many
NUMBER 1it was not possible to be mean with all of them he would die of tire
NUMBER 2but what did he finally do with that many
NUMBER 1oh I thought you were talking about
NUMBER 2then for God's sake please now let me finish my sentence
NUMBER 1ok then I won't
NUMBER 2so what happened
NUMBER 1tried to deceive everyone but
NUMBER 2failed this is a word a failed a life
NUMBER 1failed lives
NUMBER 2failed to deceive or failed his life
NUMBER 1those are just the same things
NUMBER 2so they failed?
NUMBER 1yeah right all of them failed except for one maybe
NUMBER 1another clone seems to be pretty happy of his life
NUMBER 2and his greatest interest in life is his wife's ears
NUMBER 1well than he probably failed as well
NUMBER 2Who performed it?
NUMBER 1Daniel Craig
NUMBER 2the James Bond one who always wear a suit no matter what
NUMBER 1yes played all of Salter's sons
NUMBER 2did he wear a suit on that play
NUMBER 1well the picture
NUMBER 2oh sorry but
NUMBER 1more James'es Bonds is not always a
NUMBER 1a good solution more Bonds is not always such
NUMBER 2it is not always good for the humanity
NUMBER 1clones may have different personality you know perceptions of the Universe
NUMBER 2may be not good
NUMBER 1this is why this would not be a good idea about Bonds
NUMBER 2James Bonds