UnPreviews:Fire Hydrant 2

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THE FOLLOWING PREVIEW HAS BEEN PASSED FOR
ALL AUDIENCES
BY THE MINISTRY OF TRUTH.


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In a world gone mundane


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One hydrant came


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To change things all around…


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The article event of the summer
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FIRE HYDRANT 2:


REHYDRATED
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You’ve seen Fire Hydrant before…


But never with this much attitude
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2 x TIMES THE SASS

Sassy

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2 x TIMES THE ASS
Bluejiri
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2 x TIMES THE
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XXXXXXTREEEEEEME!!!!
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It’s going to stick its d**k in your eye sockets


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...And rock your motherf**king brain.


"Where's the fire, baby?"
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COMING AUGUST 13
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SECRET EASTER EGG POLL!! What do you think about the upcoming Fire Hydrant article?
 
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