Comments, thrown pies, etc.:
|Humour:||6.75||While this article isn't rolling-on-the floor laugh-out-loud funny, it is quite clever and well-conceived, things that are actually better than being just "funny." Problem is, though, you miss a number of golden opportunities to be even more clever, satirical, and scalding, which is a shame. I'll explain more later (sometimes when I do these, I feel compelled to write a step-by-step review detailing a thought process rather than go by the categories this template is broken down into--this is going to be one such review), but keep this overall point in mind if and when you revise this.|
|Concept:||8.5||Not only is this topical (which is always a nice plus), but I've always thought that poetry--with all it's artiness and whatnot--could/does make an excellent foil to the cold, sterile, unfeeling corporate profit-machines. A topical poem criticizing such, therefore, gets a high mark for concept.|
|Prose and formatting:||6.25||Remember when I said I was going to do more of a step-by-step kinda process review? Well, this is the section I choose to do it in. Anyway, as far as I can tell, your rhyme scheme for this piece basically goes something along the lines of A, B, A; C, D, C; etc. This is best exemplified in the lines "I saw a Brown Pelican laughing it off / Pouch sticky with food / Did I hear him cough?" This is a very simple, effective, punchy and succinct rhyme scheme, and I like it. Rhythmically, you've got about eleven (sometimes ten or twelve, you've got a bit of leeway) syllables in the first line, and five or six in the following two. This rhyme scheme coupled with this rhythm reminds me of two things--Doctor Seuss and Emily Dickinson, both of whom are known for their catchy, sing-songy, rhythmically strong poetry. This is good. Very good, actually. I would say that the rhythm, poetically speaking, is the strongest thing you've got going for this poem of yours. Rather than highlight this, however, you diminish it (in my opinion) by making what would and should otherwise be two lines into one (making the "B" and second "A" lines into just one "A" line) at the end of each stanza. This ruins the impact of a couple of what are otherwise really good lines, like "Oily soaked Egrets take to the sand, / In throes of surprise, they sink when they land." Why not break that second line up into a B and A line? It just seems like it would work much better that way. In my opinion, your poem should look something like this (complete with dashes to give it an effect of poetic spontaneity):
Finally, I think you've missed an opportunity to really scald/criticize BP and their executives. I mean, you do do both those things to them, obviously, but you have an opportunity to do so even more so. At the end, you link lines to things like Criminal and Liar and Capitalism and whatnot (on another note, I'm not really a fan of the whole poem being a bunch of big blue links)--instead of straight-up telling us these things, you should show them, if that makes any sense. Perhaps you could add a second series of stanzas regarding the BP executives that contrasts with the first series regarding the birds and their suffering, or something. Something along the lines of:
|Images:||5.5||I like the first image because it's tragic and topical. The second image not so much because it's at odds with the tone this piece should ideally have.|
|Miscellaneous:||9||Now, I know I've been both very suggestive and very critical, but this piece is very good and has a lot of potential. Hell, you could make no changes to it at all, and I'd still vote for it on VFH. I do, however, thing you should address all the things I've brought up because I really think they could do this article some good.|
|Final Score:||36||I had to put a / in every occurrence of the word F U C K because Wikia's spamfilter thingy--which I didn't know existed until just now--blocked my edits to the page citing the presence of that word as the reason why. F U C K Wikia.|
|Reviewer:||—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:53, June 16, 2010 (UTC)|
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Good work, my friend. Cheers! Get saved! 15:05, June 18, 2010 (UTC)