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... by ....... Gen. Fudgem0bile She laughs when you ask her out. You laugh when you bury her. 08:52, October 10, 2010 (UTC)
Just a thought, but do I have to proofread all new contributions to this article? Gen. Fudgem0bile She laughs when you ask her out. You laugh when you bury her. 01:35, October 11, 2010 (UTC)
Meh, that's what the timestamp's for. It's been proofed as of then; if it needs it again later, it can get proofed again. Later. You know? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101011 - 01:40 (UTC)

edit VFH nom

Ya know this is on VFH. And it was nominated by Dancing dude. This is the second article of mine he's put on VFH. Not that I don't want it featured or anything, I do! It's just I'm starting to wonder if this guy/girl is obsessed with me. Or stalking me or something. --Tophat headless 23:15, October 16, 2010 (UTC)
Stalkers are cute, though... so very cute. I once had this one girl stalk me, it was funny. She kept calling me funny names and smacking people with driftwood and... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101016 - 23:18 (UTC)
Wow, maybe I could get some sex out of it, or something. Or at very least some really cool presents. I just hope he/she doesn't boil my pet bunny in a pot of water... --Tophat headless 23:24, October 16, 2010 (UTC)
Well, if it does do that, might as well make the most of it and call it dinner. Perhaps, even, a date. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101017 - 00:02 (UTC)
Well I don't know if it would feel right eating my pet bunny with a stalker... Ah what the fuck! I'm kinda hungry. Maybe I should boil the bunny myself... --Tophat headless 01:17, October 17, 2010 (UTC)
Magic Man watched by Dancing Dude sitting in a tree, S-T-A-L-K-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes carnage, then comes Magic Man's body parts inside a baby carriage. Aleister -- Thank you, thank you /bows and exits stage right 1:29 17 10
Fuck Now I'm scared --Tophat headless 01:53, October 17, 2010 (UTC)
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Please don't do it Mr. Dancing dude. Dont kill me Mr. Dancing dude.

*claps* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101017 - 02:04 (UTC)
Wait, why are you claping? --Tophat headless 04:07, October 17, 2010 (UTC)
Aleister did well. Why did you stop being afraid, though? The stalker's still out there... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101017 - 04:14 (UTC)
Why would you say that? I was just getting better, now I'm shitting myself. I'm getting off now, so I can go load my shotgun. --Tophat headless 04:21, October 17, 2010 (UTC)
It wasn't already loaded? Well, that's silly. Maybe you need something easier to load... how about a nice crossbow? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101017 - 04:24 (UTC)
Blood Spatter

Magic man Is cordially dead=( now we dance
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Dancin' Dude be breakdancin' on the blood

*pokes head in* Ooo, organs to harvest? shiny. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101017 - 13:39 (UTC)
Hey! I'm not dead! When I said "OH FUCK!! WHAT ARE DOING IN HERE?!? WAIT WHAT'S THAT?!? NO STOP!! PLEASE!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!" I was just yelling at my dog. He got inside. And as for the blood, I got a bloody nose. And the part about me being dead. Well, that was just a joke. sorry for the mix up. --Tophat headless 17:51, October 17, 2010 (UTC)
Hmm... well... that's nice, but... I think I'll harvest your organs, anyway. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101017 - 17:53 (UTC)

edit Now

...it just looks like it has ants all over it. Why the notes at all, anyhow? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101017 - 19:12 (UTC)

Well I didn't put them there. Someone else did. I'll take them off. --Tophat headless 19:18, October 17, 2010 (UTC)

Odd. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101017 - 19:20 (UTC)

Odd how? --Tophat headless 19:22, October 17, 2010 (UTC)

Any idea why they were added? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101017 - 19:22 (UTC)

No. That's all the user did. Their name was Mimo&maxus --Tophat headless 19:26, October 17, 2010 (UTC)

Odd, indeed. But I have been considering giving that user a certain award for some time now... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101017 - 21:52 (UTC)

What kind of award are we talking about? --Tophat headless 23:25, October 17, 2010 (UTC)

...a... special kind. *shifty eyes* It's actually a highly modified oh dear for which I simply have not been able to find a proper use. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101017 - 23:31 (UTC)

Oh... --Tophat headless 23:35, October 17, 2010 (UTC)

I don't think he's dense enough, though. Shame. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101018 - 00:23 (UTC)

Too bad... --Tophat headless 00:36, October 18, 2010 (UTC)

This Talk Page is longer than the article lolz Gen. Fudgem0bile She laughs when you ask her out. You laugh when you bury her. 02:13, October 18, 2010 (UTC)

Yes well... --Tophat headless 16:27, October 18, 2010 (UTC)

I guess we should nom the talk page and ditch the poem. And I like the music notes, those were nice. Why not sprinkle them around this talk page. Best of both worlds. Aleister 16:32 18 10

edit ...

Very funny, I like this poem a lot. Might I suggest that you get rid of the ... and not capatalise every punchline. The flow of the poem would be great that way and the jokes would not be missed. :) Happy New Year --Shabidoo 16:39, January 1, 2011 (UTC)

Yes you may suggest that I get rid of the ... and not capatalise every punchline. Thank you for the help. --Tophat headless 01:54, January 2, 2011 (UTC)
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