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I had not the time to read the works of Bill Shakey
So Instead I dived straight into this world of poetry...
Allow me to recount a tale of hilarity...
I chucked a sickie whilst I had a quickie
It wasn't very tricky, but I was taking the mickey
The woman told me to not get too cocky
But I continued to pound her left and right like Rocky
Yet she could take it because she was pretty stocky
And you know me, I'm not particularly picky
The bed started getting all shaky
And we finished, then proceeded to become a bit more talky
The conversation was in fact very geeky
I never remember her being that quirky
So to remove this act from my memory
I downed a bottle of Jack Daniels' whisky