UnPoetia:Walking in a Klingon Wonderland

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Klingon reaction

People scream, are you listening?

People scream
Are you listening?
On the green
Blood is glistening.
A delicious sight
We'll drink some tonight
Walking in a Klingon wonderland.


Gone away is the bluebird
All we have are the Warbirds
We'll sing a war song
As we fight along
Walking in a Klingon wonderland.
In the meadow we can kill some humans
And pretend that one is Captain Kirk
He'll say "Please don't kill me!"
We'll say "No, man
Because you've always been such a total jerk".


Later on
We'll conspire
To set
The Earth on fire
We'll burn all their brains
And delight in their pain
Walking in a Klingon wonderland.


In the meadow we can kill some Vulcans
And pretend that one is Mr. Spock
We will have some fun and pull his ears off
Before we bash his head in with a rock.
In the field
There'll be combat
My head looks
Like a wombat
I'll take your last breath
In a fight to the death
Walking in a Klingon wonderland.
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