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'''A rose by any other name would smell as sweet,'''
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''yet to be as [[lame|cool]] as me would be quite a [[failure|feat]],''
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'''I try to be [[smug|modest]] but I just can not lie -'''
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''my [[retarded|intelligence]] and humor is hard to deny.''
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'''I have many [[noobs|friends]] who say I'm [[dumb|smart]],'''
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''I agree with all of my heart -''
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'''I love to take pictures of my [[gay|purple hair]],'''
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''because I'm so honest, charming and fair.''
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'''I often publish my own acclaimed [[bible|fan-fiction]],'''
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''I suppose you could say its a sort of [[drugs|addiction]].''
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'''I never fall victim to pride or delusion,'''
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''of that there can be no further confusion.''
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'''I'm a [[hobo|modern guru]] on everything hip -'''
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''I'm also quite fond of spicy bean-dip.''
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'''So as you stare in [[disgust|awe]] at my greatest creation'''
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''Just remember - [[ADHD|I love your attention]].''
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[[Category:Poetry]] [[Category:Vanity]] [[Category:Emo]]

Latest revision as of 08:41, July 5, 2012

Unpoetia logo Poetry for people who hate poetry

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet,

yet to be as cool as me would be quite a feat,

I try to be modest but I just can not lie -

my intelligence and humor is hard to deny.

I have many friends who say I'm smart,

I agree with all of my heart -

I love to take pictures of my purple hair,

because I'm so honest, charming and fair.

I often publish my own acclaimed fan-fiction,

I suppose you could say its a sort of addiction.

I never fall victim to pride or delusion,

of that there can be no further confusion.

I'm a modern guru on everything hip -

I'm also quite fond of spicy bean-dip.

So as you stare in awe at my greatest creation

Just remember - I love your attention.

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