UnPoetia:The Great HowTo
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I know a man, who's greater than
The likes of you and me.
His existence spans, from the dawn of man,
All throughout history.
Many a page he's occupied
With advice for those who're blue.
If you're hung up, just look him up.
His name: The Great HowTo.
The Great HowTo has been around
Far longer than you know.
With topics that are most bizarre,
And some all people know.
He is a bit misunderstood,
This master instructor,
And some hold it against him,
When he's up for an award.
Please give him just another chance,
Or two, or maybe four.
But if not, do not be surprised,
If I come knocking at your door.
For he deserves praise more
Than anybody in the world.
For the magnificent job he's done
Protecting boys and girls.
So you see, he isn't all that bad,
And only thinking of you.
So next time you're in trouble, who will you call on the double?
None other than The Great HowTo.