UnPoetia:Poems that don't rhyme

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:I detest poems,
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:I [[Really|de]][[Really|te]][[Hate|st]] poems,
 
that do not rhyme;
 
that do not rhyme;
 
Without a doubt,
 
Without a doubt,
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they're filled with zest;
 
they're filled with zest;
 
unlike the waste,
 
unlike the waste,
unlike the ''the poems that do have zest''.
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unlike the ''the [[UnPoetia|poems]] that do have zest''.
   
 
:You see, good poems,
 
:You see, good poems,
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:My meter´s perfect,
 
:My meter´s perfect,
from year to day,
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from [[year]] to day,
 
and in my stead,
 
and in my stead,
 
to god we ''send a mental message''.
 
to god we ''send a mental message''.
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bid you adieu;
 
bid you adieu;
 
with high regards,
 
with high regards,
from me to ''those who are still reading''.
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from me to ''those who are still [[Impossible|reading]]''.
   
   

Latest revision as of 03:49, January 16, 2012

Unpoetia logo Poetry for people who hate poetry
I detest poems,

that do not rhyme; Without a doubt, a waste of chronologicalness.

Those who write them,

those little jerks; on their faces, stay dirty devious expressions.

They see their poems,

as something good; But I'd trash them, If just I was able to

Lovely poems rhyme,

they're filled with zest; unlike the waste, unlike the the poems that do have zest.

You see, good poems,

take time to write. Take us places, And out of peripheral vision.

But if you write,

your poem too fast; The thing you seek, Can never continuously work.

My meter´s perfect,

from year to day, and in my stead, to god we send a mental message.

Man
This is a picture of a guy wearing a shirt.
His wife, she knows it,

and so do I. It's so sad that it makes me weep about for ever.

It is my hope,

this bids you good; and that my poem, is simply getting across to you.


And I must now,

bid you adieu; with high regards, from me to those who are still reading.

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