UnPoetia:Peter Lorre is a Zombie

Poetry for people who hate poetry

“Conversing with him is not a pretty picture. I DON'T LIKE DOING IT!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Peter Lorre

Peter Lorre is a Zombie. There's mever been any doubt about this. Blindfolded, and using only his left ring finger, he beat Chuck Norris, Mr. T, The Burger King, Dracula, Humphrey Bogart and Oscar Wilde with a Raygun all at the same time.

He is gonna kill You. Seriously.

If you meet Peter Lorre in a dark alley, run. Run like hell.

He is gonna KEEEEEELLL you i love teh mountain dew

RUN!!!!

Punch him in the head

Don't punch him in the head

Punch him in the head

Don't punch him in the head

Punch him in the head

Don't punch him in the head

Punch him in the head

DON'T punch him in the head!

PUNCH HIM!!!! PUNCH HIM IN THE HEAD!!!! PUNCH HIM!!!! PUNCH HIM IN THE HEAD!!!! PUNCH HIM!!!! PUNCH HIM IN THE HEAD!!!! PUNCH HIM! PUNCH HIM! PUNCH HIM IN THE HEAD!!!!

DON'T!

Poetry... SLAM!

Poetry... SMASH!

...get a shovel

Thank you, stupids.