UnPoetia:Peter Lorre is a Zombie

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'''Peter Lorre is a Zombie'''. There's mever been any doubt about this. Blindfolded, and using only his left ring finger, he beat [[Chuck Norris]], [[Mr. T]], [[The Burger King]], [[Dracula]], [[Humphrey Bogart]] and [[Oscar Wilde]] with a [[Raygun]] all at the same time.
 
'''Peter Lorre is a Zombie'''. There's mever been any doubt about this. Blindfolded, and using only his left ring finger, he beat [[Chuck Norris]], [[Mr. T]], [[The Burger King]], [[Dracula]], [[Humphrey Bogart]] and [[Oscar Wilde]] with a [[Raygun]] all at the same time.
   
:He is gonna kill [[You]]. [[Serious]]ly.
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:He is gonna kill [[You]]. [[Serious]]ly.
 
:If you meet Peter Lorre in a dark alley, run. Run like hell.
 
:If you meet Peter Lorre in a dark alley, run. Run like hell.
 
:He is gonna KEEEEEELLL you i love [[teh]] [[mountain dew]]
 
:He is gonna KEEEEEELLL you i love [[teh]] [[mountain dew]]

Latest revision as of 00:03, April 11, 2010

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“Conversing with him is not a pretty picture. I DON'T LIKE DOING IT!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Peter Lorre

Peter Lorre is a Zombie. There's mever been any doubt about this. Blindfolded, and using only his left ring finger, he beat Chuck Norris, Mr. T, The Burger King, Dracula, Humphrey Bogart and Oscar Wilde with a Raygun all at the same time.

He is gonna kill You. Seriously.
If you meet Peter Lorre in a dark alley, run. Run like hell.
He is gonna KEEEEEELLL you i love teh mountain dew
RUN!!!!
Punch him in the head
Don't punch him in the head
Punch him in the head
Don't punch him in the head
Punch him in the head
Don't punch him in the head
Punch him in the head
DON'T punch him in the head!
PUNCH HIM!!!! PUNCH HIM IN THE HEAD!!!! PUNCH HIM!!!! PUNCH HIM IN THE HEAD!!!! PUNCH HIM!!!! PUNCH HIM IN THE HEAD!!!! PUNCH HIM! PUNCH HIM! PUNCH HIM IN THE HEAD!!!!
DON'T!

Poetry... SLAM!

Poetry... SMASH!

...get a shovel
Thank you, stupids.
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