UnPoetia:Ode To the iPhone
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- The iPhone is a new gadget
- That is phone which can play songs.
- With it, you can type and browse the net;
- Though its batteries don't last very long.
- It's uncrashable, and perfectly safe
- To download the virus of your choice.
- While in your pockets, it will not chafe,
- And it has a wonderful singing voice.
- The iPhone has other features,
- Like computery stuff, and razors for shaving.
- It can edit and store many pictures,
- As well as make roast beef...with SAVINGS!!!
- And though they're sold for an outrageous price,
- The built-in laser gun sure is nice.