UnPoetia:Ode To McDonald's
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Greaseball burgers and a salty crisp fry,
It's truly no wonder why fat-asses die
No matter how tastey your Big Mac can be,
T'will lengthen your waist line in inches by 3
And just when you think you are done for the day,
They make you come back for a free McSundae
McFlurries, McJaggers, and even McStraws,
Obesity is no wonder because
No matter how much we all hate to stay,
It's certain the "Arches" will just have to say
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