UnPoetia:Ode To McDonald's

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Greaseball burgers and a salty crisp fry,

It's truly no wonder why fat-asses die

No matter how tastey your Big Mac can be,

T'will lengthen your waist line in inches by 3

And just when you think you are done for the day,

They make you come back for a free McSundae

McFlurries, McJaggers, and even McStraws,

Obesity is no wonder because

No matter how much we all hate to stay,

It's certain the "Arches" will just have to say

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