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==Poems==
 
==Poems==
 
:To evryone who will listen to me
 
:To evryone who will listen to me
:first shut up about my dyslixia.
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:first shut up about my dyslexia.
:So I bet you all think your soooo funny?
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:So I bet you all think you're soooo funny?
 
:Well ''nobody'' reads UnPoetia!
 
:Well ''nobody'' reads UnPoetia!
 
:Now I'm no noob, I've benn here for ages,
 
:Now I'm no noob, I've benn here for ages,
:but serously! I mean up till today
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:but seriously! I mean up till today
:even though I read alot of pages,
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:even though I read a lot of pages,
 
:I never knew this existed! Okay,
 
:I never knew this existed! Okay,
 
:on top of that, I clicked and read a bit.....
 
:on top of that, I clicked and read a bit.....
:yeah reading about mastibation's fun
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:yeah reading about masturbation's fun
:'''NOT!''' -.- This is why nobdy reads this shit?!
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:'''NOT!''' -.- This is why nobody reads this shit?!
 
[[This page does not exist|127.0.0.1]] 17:27, 23 August 2008 (UTC)
 
[[This page does not exist|127.0.0.1]] 17:27, 23 August 2008 (UTC)
   

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To evryone who will listen to me
first shut up about my dyslexia.
So I bet you all think you're soooo funny?
Well nobody reads UnPoetia!
Now I'm no noob, I've benn here for ages,
but seriously! I mean up till today
even though I read a lot of pages,
I never knew this existed! Okay,
on top of that, I clicked and read a bit.....
yeah reading about masturbation's fun
NOT! -.- This is why nobody reads this shit?!

127.0.0.1 17:27, 23 August 2008 (UTC)


Just like to correct you on one point
And that is the error in your title
Some people do[1] read the poems here
Correction of this error is vital
Which is why I'd suggest you got rid of this topic
Or changed its name, perhaps
To something much more appropriate
Like "UnPoetia is read by a few chaps"
And finally, on another note
You said masturbation humor wasn't funny
Well unfortunately, for you, my friend...
Most people on this site are incredibly immature. I just can't understand it. BOOBS! Lol.'

Nameable ((talk?)) 14:07, 3 June 2009 (UTC)


Making a haiku
Giving a contribution
Refrigerator

Lithium 15:51, 21 July 2009 (UTC)


Hello there I'm a college kid
Thanks for
Reading my beautifully
painted
Poem.
Love your
mother from a new
Massachusetts in Christmas.

Brown University 03:34, 21 March 2010 (UTC)


of course people read unpoetia
to do otherwise would be
fuck, I can't think of a rhyme
so I moved to the next line
even that didn't work
don't laugh at me, you fucking jerk!!

edit References

  1. Namely, you, obviously, and me, as well

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