UnPoetia:Nobody reads UnPoetia!
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- To evryone who will listen to me
- first shut up about my dyslexia.
- So I bet you all think you're soooo funny?
- Well nobody reads UnPoetia!
- Now I'm no noob, I've benn here for ages,
- but seriously! I mean up till today
- even though I read a lot of pages,
- I never knew this existed! Okay,
- on top of that, I clicked and read a bit.....
- yeah reading about masturbation's fun
- NOT! -.- This is why nobody reads this shit?!
127.0.0.1 17:27, 23 August 2008 (UTC)
- Just like to correct you on one point
- And that is the error in your title
- Some people do read the poems here
- Correction of this error is vital
- Which is why I'd suggest you got rid of this topic
- Or changed its name, perhaps
- To something much more appropriate
- Like "UnPoetia is read by a few chaps"
- And finally, on another note
- You said masturbation humor wasn't funny
- Well unfortunately, for you, my friend...
- Most people on this site are incredibly immature. I just can't understand it. BOOBS! Lol.'
- Making a haiku
- Giving a contribution
Lithium 15:51, 21 July 2009 (UTC)
- Hello there I'm a college kid
- Thanks for
- Reading my beautifully
- Love your
- mother from a new
- Massachusetts in Christmas.
Brown University 03:34, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
- of course people read unpoetia
- to do otherwise would be
- fuck, I can't think of a rhyme
- so I moved to the next line
- even that didn't work
- don't laugh at me, you fucking jerk!!
- ↑ Namely, you, obviously, and me, as well