Turtle and Goat/Lowku is technically not UnHaiku due to the substitution of "Lowku" for "UnHaiku" in panel four. A vague reference to Family Guy, but otherwise original. Again, since I invented the genre, you may piss off if you don't like it.
I LOVE MEN
I LOVE MUSHROOMS POPPIN IN THE BACK OF MY THROAT
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