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If life could be condensed
to a single word, and that word
could contain all life's majesty,
what would it be?
Come on, tell me!
No, I would rather not suck that.
Why must you be so crass?
It's downright rude to insult a man like that.
My grandma died last week! How could you be so offensive
Apology accepted. I'm glad we could solve that peacefully. Incidentally,
your mother is a dirty slut.
You heard me.