UnPoetia:Lies and pies

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Followme

Where I am going you can not come!


God Said:

Follow me,

I will make you happy,

I will eliminate your sorrows, and

I will make you live longer.


I told my beloved:

Follow me, I will make you happy,

I will eliminate your sorrows, and

I will make you live longer.


Scientists tell:

Follow me,

I will make you happy,

I will eliminate your sorrows, and

I will make you live longer.


Philosophers tell:

Follow me,

I will make you happy,

I will eliminate your sorrows, and

I will make you live longer.


Capitalists tell:

Follow me,

I will make you happy,

I will eliminate your sorrows, and

I will make you live longer.

Lc

The President of Spiritual Development Foundation (SDF), imprisoned for misguidng the public

Communists tell:

Follow me,

I will make you happy,

I will eliminate your sorrows, and

I will make you live longer.


When will I stop hearing:

Follow me,

I will make you happy,

I will eliminate your sorrows, and

I will make you live longer?

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