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LemonTreee

A lemon Tree. Look! George Bush is in the background!

“Makes me feel constipated”
~ Bobo the Dinosaur on Lemon Tree

Lemon Tree, the original version of the Fool's garden Song Lemon Tree. Always will be remembered by many as the father/mother of pop songs, and your mom as well.


I'm shitting here in the toilet bowl

I't's just another constipated faeces in me,

I'm wasting my time, I need to shit it out.

I'm hanging around, waiting in the loo

But I can't pass the motion, and I wonder


Yarrgh!


I'm farting around, in my underpants

I'm farting too fast, I'm farting too far

I'd like to change the way I fart

I feel so lonely, farting like a maniac

But farting is like heaven, and I wonder.'


Yarggh!


Lemonylegs

A Living Lemon Tree Standing. The four things at the bottom are the four trunks.

I wonder how, I wonder why,

Yesterday you told be 'bout the blue diahorrea

ANd all that I can see, is just another pee on my pants


I'm turning my head, up and down

Turning turning turning turning turning around

And all that I can see, is just a yellow urine, see!


Sing!

Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Dee Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Dee Da Da Da Da, Da Da Da Da!


Constipation... is not good for me.

Constipation... I don't want to shit on the lemon tree

I'm stepping around in the Desert of Toys

Maybe anyhow I'll make Jimbo stand on wheels

And maybe something'll happen, and you'll wonder.


MUAHAHA!


Im dancing here, I'm missing my shower

I'd like to go out while eating a flower

But there's a heavy tumour which needs reading inside my head

I feel so tired I go sleep in your bed

And lol nothing ever happens, and he wonders


Ooh!


YOU!

You. A mutated lemon Tree

I wonder how, I wonder why,

Yesterday you told be 'bout the blue diahorrea

ANd all that I can see, is just another pee on my pants

I'm turning my head, up and down

Turning turning turning turning turning around

And all that I can see, is just a yellow urine, see!

And all that I can see..

And all that I can see...

Is just a Shitty Bee.

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