UnPoetia:Internet Haikus

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Introduction

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I wrote these during
My free time (when I should have
Been doing homework).

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Here are some haikus
That describe the internet
Very, very well.

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Memes and Viral Videos

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NYAN NYAN NY-
AN NYAN NYAN NYAN
NYAN NYAN CAT

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Oh my god! It is
A double rainbow all the
Way across the sky!

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He climbs in windows
Snatches all your people up
Hide your kids and wife.

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My Little Pony:
How did a little girls' show
Get so popular?

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TROLOLOLOLO
LOLOLOLO TROLOLO
AA-AA-AA-AA-AA!

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Saw a video
About some creepy kid who
Said, “Is this real life?”

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The Lonely Island
Sing a bunch of silly songs
Like “I’m On a Boat.”

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Hey, it’s FREEEEEEEEEEEDDD!!! What’s up?
I have an annoying voice
Worse than the Chipmunks!

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I’ve said this about
One million times, and again:
I DON’T like mudkips.

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Doctor Octogonapus

“I fire my lazer!”
Doctor Octogonapus
Said, then shooped da whoop.

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If you start hearing
"Never gonna give you up,"
Then you've been RickRoll'D.

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The "All Your Base" meme
Is just the result of a
Bad translation job.

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AAAA AA A AAAAA!
A AAAA AAAAAAA AAA AAA
AAAAAA AA AAAA AAAA!

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Other Internet Junk

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Even in the bleak,
Dark parts of the Internet,
Rule 34 stands.

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The only thing I
Hate about online porn is
There's not more of it.

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“If you do not send
This message to 100
People, you will die.”

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! \/\/R0T3 T|-|!5 |-|4!KU
!N $N 4N 4NN0Y!NG 1337 5P34K
N0\/\/ !T /\/\4K35 N0 53N53

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If you ever go
To shock websites, please beware.
NO BARFING ALLOWED

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Ever notice how
ED always gets taken down
But then brought back up?

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Face it: Al Gore did
NOT invent the Internet.
What made you think that?!

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JB on Twitter
Lost a thousand “friends” because
He cut off his bangs.

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We’re NOT in Japan,
So stop saying Japanese
Words and stuff, Capisce?

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In Conclusion:

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The internet is
A very creepy place where
You should not click links.

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