UnPoetia:Insulting Love Poem

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Roses are red,


violets are blue,


life stinks and so do you,


I love you as much


as a leper's touch


so I bid you goodbye


and hope you go die..


Leave me be you crazy old mare,


I only went out with you on a dare,


can't you see that I don't give a toss?


your hair smells like rotten old moss.


You wanted a poem and I did my rhyme,


so now you can leave and go suck a lime.

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