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''Someone called me,<br>on my phone.<br>It was a Norwegian,<br>and I said "Hey!",<br>and he shouted "'''[[You|Din]] [[damn|jævla]] [[horse|hæst]][[penis|kuk]]!'''"
 
''Someone called me,<br>on my phone.<br>It was a Norwegian,<br>and I said "Hey!",<br>and he shouted "'''[[You|Din]] [[damn|jævla]] [[horse|hæst]][[penis|kuk]]!'''"
   
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Latest revision as of 00:56, December 12, 2007

Unpoetia logo Poetry for people who hate poetry

I went to a shop,
it was a sunny day.
I met a frenchman,
and I said "Hey!",
and he shouted "Merde!"

HOW CRUDE!

And when I came home,
a man stood at my doormat.
He was a spaniard,
and I said "Hi!", and he shouted "Mierda!"

HOW CRUDE!

Someone called me,
on my phone.
It was a Norwegian,
and I said "Hey!",
and he shouted "Din jævla hæstkuk!"

HOW CRUDE!
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