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[[File:Santawhore.JPG|thumb|280px|Every guy is opening that up. Every guy but me... [[Virgin Mary]] my ass.]] |
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:It's her [[birthday]], birthday, |
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:She told me, to go away, |
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:Invited her ex she still loves |
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:Over for [[sex]] with no [[Why?:Use a wooden condom|glove]], |
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:She's gonna get [[pregnant]]! (Da da da dah, ba!) |
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:She's gonna get pregnant (Dah da duh dah, da!) |
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:And tomorrow, tomorrow, |
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:Another guy is gonna borrow, |
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:Her body, to have a little fun, |
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:Fuck her hard in the ass and [[Ass|glaze her buns]], |
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:She's a fucking whore! (Herpes! Chlamydia!) |
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:She's a fucking whore! (Syphilis! Gonorrhoea!) |
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:And even H-I-V! (She probably has [[AIDS]]!) |
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:So why then, do I care? |
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:If she's such a slut why do I bare, |
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:[[Stroke|This pain in my head]], in my heart? |
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:Why was I doomed to loneliness from the start? |
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:It is not fair, I think [[A wizard did it|God]] hates me, |
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:Chemo took my hair, so I drink! |
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:Show that bitch just what I'll do, |
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:Go to her house with a giant boom! |
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:Cause I stole some C4 and dynamite, |
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:And now that [[bitch]] is gonna die tonight! |
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<center><span style="font-size:30px; line-height:1.2em">'''FUCKIN' CHEAP WHORE!'''</span></center> |
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<center><span style="font-size:30px; line-height:1.2em">'''[[Christmas|Merry Christmas]], ya slut.'''</span></center> |
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