UnPoetia:Hobbits Are Not Gay

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Hobbits are not gay.

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Neither are these two.

Hobbits are not gay,
no, they just act that way.
Hobbits, they most truly are not gay.
It may seem suggestive
when they're acting all festive
and hugging and kissing and shit
But please be aware
that they're not in an affair
those are all just some things they permit.
Hobbits are not gay,
no, they just act that way.
Hobbits, they most truly are not gay.
When Frodo cries, "Sam!"
You may say, "Oh, damn!"
But what he really meant by that was "Hip-hip hooray!"
And even Gandalf raises fears,
But he's straight as well, my dears.
No one's really homo, okay?
Hobbits are not gay,
no, they just act that way.
Hobbits, they most truly are not gay.
So let it be known,
that you can go home,
knowing that those hobbits are not gay.
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