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Unpoetia logo Poetry for people who hate poetry
My favorite thing
Smoking a joint at the beach
The gist of my haiku

Turtle and Goat/Highku is technically not UnHaiku (since the third line is composed of six syllables). but since I invented the genre, I'm putting it here anyway.

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The poem Highku is also available in crayon.
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